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Ben the Jew

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About Me

Hello there, you've reached a one Ben Fischl. If you're reading this and have yet to meet me then why not click on one of those little links to your left.

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My Interests

I'm interested in quite a few things. Politics, relegion (or absence therof), the future, art. There's plenty to talk about and plenty to do.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that cares.

Music:

There's always something to enjoy from each genre of music. While I do favour certain ones over others, I am certainly open to hearing new things - goodness knows I'm out of the loop.

Movies:

I do love the cinema, its all cinematic and acty and hurray-like. Again, I'm going to say that I am of a diverse nature in concerning my likes of movies, although I will say that I just can't handle generic action movies that have retarded plots (XXX anyone? No? Sorry Vinny) otherwise I'm set. I try and ammass my favourites into a DVD collection. Perhaps you'd like to see list of favourites: Crash, Steve Zissu in Life Aquatic, Munich, The Last Samurai, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Star Trek (anyone), Rent (so sue me), Downfall (German movie about the last days of WWII in Hitler's bunker), He Loves Me Not (French movie about a skitzo lover), Run Lola Run (german again, with three endings!), The Red Violin, The 4 Year-Old Virgin, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Donnie Darko (lets see you have a jet engine fall into your room), American Pshyco (No can do, 'got an 8:30 res' at Dorcia!), Requiem for a Dream (never ever let your arm go without treatment for that long, coke is okay though d:) I wonder why so many of my favourites I thought of lower down. Hrmm...oh yeah as I've probably mentionsed before I may movies too, cartoon movies, you can check one out below.mspmb enableJavascript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allownetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" src="http://www.geocities.com/benfischl/LineSymphony.swf" height="225" width="250" play="true/false" loop="true/false" quality="best/high/medium/low" ..(Line Symphony, Ben Fischl (a.k.a. myself)

Television:

The television, one of mankind's most popular mediums of entertainment. Nothing can bring more joy to a youngsters face than his favourite Saturday morning cartoon show or to an obese middle-adged man than the latest Back Door Sluts pay-per-veiw. I like a number of programmes, I absolutely LOVE European TV: EuroSport, EuroNews, CNN International, BBC World, SkyNews, MTV 2 - POP, MTV.DE so great these channels are so wonderful I could watch them all day. As far as whats available to me here in The United States I watch Comedy Central, G4 TV (when I'm desperate), History Channel, CNN, Fox News (FLOOL, yeah right!). The shows I'm really into are of a large variety: Invader Zim, The Simpsons, Futurama, Trigun, Samurai Shamploo (it's neat), Shouth Park, CNN Presents, Modern Marvels, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Powerpuff Girls, Pimp My Ride (yes its amusing), Room Raiders, Assorted Documentaries, and few others I am sure I forgot. Oh yes I can keep myself quite entertained with my little idiot-box.

Books:

I don't read nearly as much as I should, however when I do pick up a book I get quite absorbed into the darned thing. Some favourites of mine are: The Shining, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mayday, Animal Farm, Dreamcatcher, and well....suggest me something.

Heroes:

Tony and Daniel - my parents. Now in case you thought I meant Tony, Daniel AND my parents then you are mistaken, they are my parents. Also since there is litle room avaialbe check out this duck:
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My Blog

Old survey’s

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||| 16% Stability |||||| 26% Orderliness |||||||||| 33% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Interdependence |||||| 30% Intel...
Posted by Ben the Jew on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:56:00 PST

Your newspaper cares!

The press must be getting desperate to hold onto readers.  The internet has been cooling the fires of their locomotive of information to the point that they must feed us to keep us interested.&nb...
Posted by Ben the Jew on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:40:00 PST

Why Germany lost WWII

This is a theory developed by Daniel and myself. Check the shizzYou see, during WWII, Germany had started a secret soldier programm called Nazi-Bear. The idea was to make it seem like a peacful plan...
Posted by Ben the Jew on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:06:00 PST

A long, disoriented account.

Soooooooooo.....it's quite late on this Friday night, and the noticable lack of freinds being online has caused me to talk to myself, which leads me to ask: have you ever held a conversation with a pe...
Posted by Ben the Jew on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:46:00 PST

A Dream so Real I thought I got fired

Becuase Jessica required me to do so I stayed up till past midnight watching her Princess Bride disc.  THis made me extremely tired so a feel dead asleep.  This then triggered the most vivid...
Posted by Ben the Jew on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST

Hubert Cumberdale! You taste like soot and poo!

One night when I sat all alone, I went to ponder on the throne. I sat and I waited for an idea to surmize, and then it finally hit me, I need to bake pies! Not regular pies, or ones made of shat. ...
Posted by Ben the Jew on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:24:00 PST

Boy do I need a life!

*To Grinding slow music* So I called you, ON THE PHONE......then you answered, you said HELLO.......then I asked, what you doing there right now...dun dun dun....then you yelled and I said DONT HAVE A...
Posted by Ben the Jew on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:55:00 PST

Novelty Songs and Brandy.

I don't drink but it made the title look cool so it is there....man I'm bored...I don't even want to animate..I won't get high scores for it..on Newgrounds I mean, it doesn't matter if I get an A for ...
Posted by Ben the Jew on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 08:53:00 PST

This is THE very last time, I swear!

Okay, it's been brought to my attention that when I rag on myself it makes a number of you very depressed. So I'm going to stop doing it or at least try to, but first I'm going to just totally destro...
Posted by Ben the Jew on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 01:37:00 PST

Why football is good for you.

Football is a wonderful drug that can do several beneficial things to you.  To make sure football works for you, first gain a connection to a school (school's work waaaay better, no NFL). A good ...
Posted by Ben the Jew on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 07:10:00 PST