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Derek

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

We must prepare for the coming of Gozer!
...yeah....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Down with categorical imperative!

There once was a girl named Irene
Who lived on distilled kerosene
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
And since then has never benzene.

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

I really hate this damned brain
I wish that I could sell it.
It never does quite what I want
But only what I tell it.

My Blog

A Song From Woodrow To You

Toasters and BirdsLittle Pigeon TurdsRadio in my HairIt's Really Not ThereCuz I Love You...Boogers and PoopDictionary SoupRun for the HillsWe have to Eat PillsAnd I Love You...Mister Rubber FaceOut fr...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:26:00 GMT

I prefer studly Jesus over baby Jesus any day.

...the whole water into wine thing has me a bit bias. I spent the entire Christmas day hung over like crazy. It wasn't a normal hang over, where I can just "feel sick and hold my head in my hands a...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:22:00 GMT

Fuck yo couch, Steve! Fuck yo couch!

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things as well and state this rule clearly. ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:29:00 GMT

Stop Me If You Think Youve Heard This One Before

An emergency stopI smelt the last ten seconds of lifeI crashed down on the crossbarAnd the pain was enough to makeA shy, bald, buddhist reflectAnd plan a mass murder Friday night in out-patientsWho sa...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 12:24:00 GMT

Ok, I MAY have over done it a bit

During the past two weekends, I broke my watch, lost my favorite sweater, and ripped my lucky underwear and have no idea how.  Think it's time for an intervention?  Lets meet at the Mill Hil...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:34:00 GMT

Weekend Recap of 4/15-17

Im sure youll hear all about it in a series of 10 cent conversations That girl knows her way around the cock Brendan is Secondary Homeless Ok, we have the dead body. All we need now is a bot...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Apr 2005 13:32:00 GMT

Weekend Recap of 4/8-10

Girth Gollum and his trusty sidekick Forky Stabby Delaware, the No Frills State Splenda? Is that a band or a sugar substitute? April is Rollercoaster Awareness Month Do you like to drink and d...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Apr 2005 08:50:00 GMT

Weekend Recap of 4/1-3

Why do I feel so good? Lets see&what did I cut out of my life? Mmmm? Hot Carl (I still laugh my ass off everytime I think of this) Jell-O Shots, PBR, and Eddie Murphy at Gregs party The Best ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Apr 2005 08:51:00 GMT

Weekend Recap of 3/25-27

Flasks, 40.oz and T-Shirts Demo is finally finished Is it flu season already? NyQuil and OJ on a Friday night = I'm a Loser Walking into my house seeing Laura and Casey finishing off my Vodka watc...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Mar 2005 10:49:00 GMT

Weekend Recap of 3/18-20

House of a 1000 Corpses Brendan and Laura eating all of my pistachios Shots of "The Whore" Work Work Work Record shopping with Joe "Aaah, you can keep walking. I'm gonna save my dollar for someo...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Mar 2005 06:36:00 GMT