The Power of Pee-Nus and Vagina |
PREACH IT SISTAHGERL!!! YA'LL GOTSTA WATCH THIS SHIT.. DICK'LL MAKE YOU SLAP SUMBODY!!!!!!
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Posted by Joebear? NAW, MIKE JONES! on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:57:00 PST |
General Grants.. Middle Age.. Rape.. Happy Quarter-Cent |
Un-fucking-believable.. So here's the shpeelio, y0. General Grants was poppin and lockin with the likes of the dirty dozen (i think there was about a dozen of us ohhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyz). TA...
Posted by Joebear? NAW, MIKE JONES! on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:44:00 PST |
Here comes the rant monster! rawwwwwwr! FUCKING ROAR! |
I just looked in the mirror.. and there was no happy-go-lucky smile that I know and love. There were no jokes on the tip of my tongue, nor was there any fucking entertaining thought short of bat...
Posted by Joebear? NAW, MIKE JONES! on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:24:00 PST |
To each their own.. This is my own |
Well to answer a nagging question that I was presented with, weirdly, thrice within the past two days.. I'll give my description of my perfect womanTo begin, I'd like to say right now.. there is a dif...
Posted by Joebear? NAW, MIKE JONES! on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:51:00 PST |
Whatup, Pooh!! Tigggggggggga please.. tigga please |
Man.. I don't care what life throws at me at this point.. I just kinda feel like if I keep working to better myself, and stay as patient as possible.. then the world will be my fucking oyster. I...
Posted by Joebear? NAW, MIKE JONES! on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:00:00 PST |
Things I Hate -- Volume 2 -- Feel Free to Add Too! |
Go ahead and reply with anything that frustrates you, or vent about whateverI hate rolling over on my morning woodI hate granny pantiesI hate not having a working soundcard for my computer so i have n...
Posted by Joebear? NAW, MIKE JONES! on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:46:00 PST |
For all you jealous crackheads out there.. Read this.. IT'S A GAME BITCHES |
The topic of jealousy is one of the most incredibly moot themes in trans-gender relations. So I am going to come on here and enlighten the most simple of folk as to what they SHOULD do when feel...
Posted by Joebear? NAW, MIKE JONES! on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:57:00 PST |
Sometimes you need to dance the dance of PURE SEX |
Seriously, I don't care what the fuck you think.. so I'm just gonna come out with this shit.. and it's a pretty serious announcement.. and I know there is definitely going to be gay bashing coming fro...
Posted by Joebear? NAW, MIKE JONES! on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:39:00 PST |
Despair, Revelation, Vengeance |
With muscle torn asunder, and hope following suit, he gazes upon his fate with wide eyed disbelief. Has his time been so foolishly squandered? Staring at the swiftly encroaching blade with...
Posted by Joebear? NAW, MIKE JONES! on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:07:00 PST |
This one goes out to all my lonely brothers and sisters on Hallmark's favorite day of the year! |
So as I sit here in front of my super large.. black.. monitor.. I realize that this is the first Valentines day in over half a decade that I'll be spending without a significant other.. I'm not weari...
Posted by Joebear? NAW, MIKE JONES! on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:04:00 PST |
