Wack Joke Test |
See how wack and corny i am
My score on The'>http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=1756521412586276437
6">The 3 Variable Funny Test:style="font-size:18pt;font-weight:bold;">the Idiot Savant/>style=...
Posted by Colin on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:23:00 PST |
Two Years Ago.... |
This very day i was on my way to Navy bootcamp. My damn flight got delayed for four hours to Chicago from Miami. The day after the superbowl. Two weeks after the Steelers lost in the championship game...
Posted by Colin on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:53:00 PST |
DUI...B (Driving Under The Influence Of Blackness) |
*Police Officer* "I havent seen your kind around here boy. You got registration on that car boy, i dont think people like your kind can afford that car"
and my registration is expired too.... In ...
Posted by Colin on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:12:00 PST |
Chances I Will End Up With The Opposite |
kind of girl always seem to come my way.
She's popular, im an outcast.
She talks alot, im quiet.
She likes to go out, i like to chill
I'll hide it, she wants to show it
I wanna save money, she ...
Posted by Colin on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST |
Art With No Inspiration |
No matter how famous or successful i might become, i will never compose any art without inspiration. That inspiration is anything, like a spark of a fire. I dont know if i can draw art just living in ...
Posted by Colin on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:48:00 PST |
Celibacy? |
Say i've gone so long without it, like 8 months. I dont know. I've turned down everything, sex, money, fame, most material items, the easy way and shortcuts. I dont know i dont have a desire for ...
Posted by Colin on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST |
Random Things |
I just wanna say some stuff to people i cant really talk to now, random things, nothing big.
1. Dont type or post anything when you're horny. I repeat, dont do this. Im not gonna recall any experience...
Posted by Colin on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:10:00 PST |
No Sleepin Niggas! |
Well its Saturday morning where Fridays used to mean playing outside with the whole block, movie night with pizza and staying late playing the shit outta Mario Kart, or watch whatever primetime Friday...
Posted by Colin on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:52:00 PST |
On Leaving A Bad Taste In My Mouth |
...And get your mind out the gutter!
Have you ever had to deal with so much bullshit and pain that you go numb? Well today...I was supposively off or done with work or didnt have to be in. Lets...
Posted by Colin on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:10:00 PST |
The Pursuit Of Happiness |
I went to movies on Friday to see it, of course i got my good seat and the dumb late fucks walk in late lookin like they wanna ask me to move over. I aint feelin that. The movie was really inspiration...
Posted by Colin on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 06:45:00 PST |
