Darren

I was born in the summer of '85, which means I was lucky enough to be a child during the golden years of cartoons and other forms of escapism. It was during these escapist times that I decided to become an escape artist. I became so good at it that eventually I escaped reality. Since then it's only my own [and laterly others'] insanity that has kept me sane...
I live in a riverside town that is pretty much your run of the mill, free from city pressures kind of dwelling. I believe we can one day exist in a society where money doesn't exist. I'm anti-war, pro-choice, anti-nuclear energy. I support animal rights and the right to die movement. I like odd and unique personalities.
Recently I've found faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, through a chance encounter a worshiper who collects vampire teeth. You think I'm making this up. I pray my lord and saviour continues to rule in all his tasty glory.