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"Heavenly Father,We come before you todayTo ask your forgiveness andTo seek your direction and guidance.We know Your Word says,"Woe to those who call evil good"But that is exactly what we have done.We have lost our spiritual equilibriumAnd reversed our values.We have exploited the poor andCalled it the lottery.We have rewarded lazinessAnd called it welfare.We have killed our unbornand called it choice.We have shot abortionistsAnd called it justifiable.We have neglected to disciplineOur children and called itBuilding self esteem.We have abused powerAnd called it politics.We have coveted our neighbour'sPossessions and called it ambition.We have polluted the airWith profanity andPornography and called itFreedom of speech and expression.We have ridiculed the timeHonoured values of ourForefathers and called it enlightenment.Search us, Oh, God,And know our hearts today;Cleanse us from every sinAnd set us free.Amen!" I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.Remember:* Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.* Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.* If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.And finally, be really nice to your family and friends;You never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God
You scored as Butters. You're Butters! Hoodalalee! Cute and innocent, you almost always have a good time. You find pleasure in the small things, and that's good, considering you live in a piss and white-bread redneck mountain town. However, you're young-ness often puts you under everyone else's control and you have a hard time standing up for yourself. Oh, hamburgers.

Jimmy

83%

Stan Marsh

83%

Butters

83%

Eric Cartman

50%

Kenny McCormick

50%

Timmy

33%

Kyle Broflovski

33%

Shelly

17%

Tweak

0%
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I scored a 87% on the "How much of a Masshole are you?" Quizie! What about you?You know your from MASS If...You think crosswalks are for wimps...You think if someone is nice to you they either want something or they are from out of town and lostYou know how to cross four lanes of traffic in three secondsYou think it's not actually tailgating unless you're touching the bumper of the car in front of youYou know that a yellow light means that at least five more people can get through before the red when another two can make itThe public transportation system is known as the "T" and you'd rather drive in bumper to bumper traffic for 4 hours to get to Boston than be caught dead on the "orange line"...You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your houseThere are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house and that is how you give directionsWhen people talk about "The Curse Of The Bambino" you know what they're talking about and used to believe it, tooYou believe using your turn signals gives away your plan to the enemyIf you stay on the same road long enough it eventually has three different namesSomeone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second the light turned greenYou have honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second the light turned greenAnyone going faster than you is a maniac. Anyone going slower than you is an idiot.All the potholes just add to the excitement of drivingStop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you want toSix inches of snow is considered a dustingThree days of 90 degree heat is definitely a "heat wave"55 degrees is "on the warm side" -You cringe everytime you hear some actor/actress imitate the "Boston Accent" on TV or in a movie; if you don't have it then you're never going to get it even if you were born hereAt the ice cream shop you call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies"A Water fountain is called a Bubbler, or rather, "Bubbla"You can go from one side of town to the other in less than fifteen minutes and see at least fifteen losers you went to high school with doing the same thing they were doing when you saw them lastYou know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Haverhill, Peabody, Scituate, Chatham, and LeominsterYou know what they sell at a "packie"You have never been to Cheers...any of themYou've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgaterYou keep an ice scraper in your car all year roundParanoia sets in when you can't see a Dunkin Donuts, ATM or CVSYou've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a leftYou've bragged about saving money at The Christmas Tree Shop (don't cha just love a bargain?)You know what a "regular coffee" is!You can navigate a rotary without a problemYou feel the rest of the world needs to drive more like youYou use the words "wicked" "pissa" and "good" in the same sentence, and often in the same compound-adjectiveYou know what a frappe isSaint Patrick's Day is your second favorite holiday...even when you're not IRISH!You drink tonic and would never consider using it on your hairYou never say "Cape Cod"...... you say "The Cape"You went to Old Sturbridge Village and Plymouth Plantation at least once, in elementary school, but never to Bunker HillYou know the Mass Pike and 495 create some sort of strange weather dividing lineYou almost feel disappointed when someone doesn't flip you off when you cut them off or steal their parking spaceYou actually get all these jokes

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"YOU WOULDNT KNOW" by HELLYEAH

You couldn't be, you couldn't be me even if you wanted to,Everything I've been through.Live your life, soaking up all my sunshine,And smile your whole life,I wouldn't know18 wheels are rolling,18 whee...
Posted by Night Vision on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:09:00 PST

Could not be said better

Could Not Be Said Better Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one upset lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic peopl...
Posted by Night Vision on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:06:00 PST

Well.............................................guess what?

I'm A SOLDIER ......................................................again. Yep thats right i enlisted again for the second time. for those who dont know, i supposed to get out on a medical discharge c...
Posted by Night Vision on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:44:00 PST

if you want to know......................just read it.

I have never blogged before beacuse i never saw the point, and i didnt really have anything to say really, i believed, that needed or asked for this type of attention. But lets see what happ...
Posted by Night Vision on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:26:00 PST