Adeline

ABOUT ME:
I hate to say it, but...
I'M PRETTY MUCH THE MOST AWESOME PERSON THAT EVER LIVED...
I like to cook while listening to Norah Jones.
The most attractive feature I find in the opposite sex: intelligence.
I avoid drama at all costs. Please don't bring it here.
I haven't the slightest interest in what I've done/haven't done to get you all worked up.
Ignorance I can tolerate, stupidity I cannot.
I love to dance. I can shuffle and pirouette around the fallacies of others
and I often love turning debates into revelations for all.
The little accurate steps I take in developing arguments lead to a crescendo of insight.
Please don't make me mad. Because I'm actually very pretty until you do.
I do have a sense of humor. And a pretty sarcastic one at that.
If you don't get it than you just can't hang.
THINGS THAT ANNOY ME:
-16-year-old girls.
-DUMB bitches: You all know girls like these. (slap them, will ya?)
-Attention whores (male and female): Obnoxious, really.
-"Myspace" pictures: You know the ones I'm talking about...
-When Starbucks butchers my name.
-When someone hangs up the phone without the concluding "bye".
-People who talk on the phone while paying at the cash register.
-People who post bulletins to declare that they've got "New pics!" (-_-)
The list goes on really...
Beauty tips:
"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored,
renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms.
As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands;
one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others."
-Audrey Hepburn