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About Me

samuelbeaton is a legend along with many other features. He can't paint, sing, or read, but he can punch you in the face at a bar if he doesn't like the color of your blue shirt. He's also color blind. You will get punched in the face. Some people pray, some people bleed, but samuelbeaton simply lives. You know him, I know him, and he will never die.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editorâ„¢ V2.5

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Steve Perry. Gizmo. The guy who invented kittens.

My Blog

2010. Same as 2009, but different.

It's been a while.  I don't really go on "MySpace" much anymore, but I want to be loyal to it.  I look at Facebook as the younger brother, who is better looking.  However, what Facebook forgets is tha...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:23:00 GMT

A Short Rant

I was going to start this blog/rant/piece of truth with a political backround.  I decided against it because it starts too many arguments.  Especially amongst the angst-filled teenagers that feel they...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:04:00 GMT

High Fives For Awesome Lives

I don't give my cell phone number out to a lot of people.  However, somehow, the masses have gotten a hold of it and love to call me at 3 in the morning.  You see, when my phone is on the charger, the...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:41:00 GMT

An Open Letter To America

I'd like the world to leave Michael Jackson's remains a secret.  Let his family know where he will be buried, but that's it, yo.  I mean, when I die, I'm not letting ANYONE know where my tomb will be....
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 08:33:00 GMT

messing with my own brain

I'm not known as the "coolest guy" or the "handsome dude", but, I like to think that I'm not as bad looking as DJ Qualls.  Plus, my acting skills are somewhat better.  Remember the movie Road Trip?  N...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:29:00 GMT

Work

I have to hand it to Meg Gleason who has been the longest official subscriber to the samuelbeaton blogs.  We're going on 5 years, buddy.  Anyway, I have recently tired myself from doing the day to day...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 15:38:00 GMT

Back To What I Know: Hating On Things

I've been getting slam dunked at work lately.  I mean this literally.  There is a guy that pickes me up, and pulls an MJ.  Ok, that's not true.  And if it was, I'd have to go Larry Bird on him and tos...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 15:36:00 GMT

The Age Of Innocence

Remember when it was cool to go to the bars all night long, sing along with the loud, over played tunes such as "Crazy Bitch", and go home about $80 poorer?  Neither do I.  However, I'd like to talk a...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 07:32:00 GMT

My Racism

Is it just me, or does every single love song come on the radio when I'm feeling the worst?  For example:  I heard some terrible Plain White T's song earlier, followed by a song called "Yellow" by Col...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:49:00 GMT

Anger.

It's disgusting how we all share information that we don't really want to share.  For example:  This blog.  Don't judge me, douche bag.  Hatred     Hey, girl that goes out to hit on guys, but ends up ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 17:43:00 GMT