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Kim Jong Trill

"Chomp Chomp."

About Me

I'm just a regular guy. I lead an average life. I make my bed. I eat my fruit loops. Don't forget church on Sunday. I do things normal people do...like smoke crack, rob jewelry stores, MC gay marriages, and run my own sweat shop. You know, nothing special. That's me. Doing my part as a responsible citizen. God bless America.

My Interests

Shark Week

I'd like to meet:

Patrick Swayze, Patrick Duffy, and Kurt Russell vs. me, Harry Dean-Stanton, and Yaphet Kotto in a charity basketball game. Any sponsers?

Music:

It's sounds cliche, but I have so many interests I wouldn't even know where to start. I guess if I had to list my three top choices, they would have to be Nick Cannon, Nick Cannon, and Nick Cannon. N-I-C-K C-A-N-N-O-N. Nick Cannon.

Movies:

Movies in Japan are expensive as shit...about $15 for a matinee. I have seen only 2 movies this year: Star Wars and Land of the Dead.

Television:

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper, Dinosaurs, Family Matters, Perfect Strangers, Step by Step, Boy Meets World, in fact all of ABC's TGIF line-up. Nothing but quality family programming for me, thank you.

Heroes:

Anyone who survives on more delusions than I do, Charles Bronson, don't forget Slim Charles

My Blog

I haven’t been getting much sleep lately...

because my neighbors have really loud sex...all the time for the past week. Like, right now. I'm writing this with headphones on because it's impossible to sleep while your neighbors have sex. Impo...
Posted by Kim Jong Trill on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:45:00 PST

e-mails

From now on anyone who wants to get in touch with me should send it to my personal e-mail account and not through myspace. I hate when I'm traveling around and I have to check my myspace in an intern...
Posted by Kim Jong Trill on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:39:00 PST

A Writing Job...Technically

Well, after close to two and a half years after graduating, it looks like I've finally found a job somewhat related to the field I studied. My first writing job... technically; I got a job working a...
Posted by Kim Jong Trill on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

Holiday in Cambodia

So I'm going to be in Cambodia and Vietnam from Friday until the 23rd. I've been hella busy getting prepared, plus I got really sick last week, so sorry for all the late/no responses lately. Don't t...
Posted by Kim Jong Trill on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:08:00 PST

Torrents Please Help

Ohhhh man,I am soooo sick. Just about all I can do is lay around and watch TV or sleep. I'm looking for new sites for torrents, I've just about exhausted my "go-to's". So help me out and send me some ...
Posted by Kim Jong Trill on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:48:00 PST

Baeball time!!!

Finally it's fall, my favorite season. The leaves start to change, I can rock my favorite blue hoodie everyday, and I can get drunk and watch basbeball playoffs, well kind of. Let it be known that d...
Posted by Kim Jong Trill on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:05:00 PST

That's Hot

I kind of swagger jacked this from some other blogs, but chances are those in the states haven't heard about it.Grafitti artist Banksy altered 50 Paris Hilton CD's, changing both the artwork and inser...
Posted by Kim Jong Trill on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:28:00 PST

Fuck Babylon 5

Despite recents trends and the current push by corporations, the interent still is a bastion of freedom. Within a few moments an interent-savvy individual can locate anything from instructions on bui...
Posted by Kim Jong Trill on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:27:00 PST

A few words on Sports

Remeber when during the NBA finals when O.J and Al Cowlings where in a high speed chase with the LAPD and they had it in the bottom right of the screen during the game. That single-handedly was one o...
Posted by Kim Jong Trill on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:05:00 PST

A few words on MySpace video

Is it just me or is MySpace video just another way Rupert Murdoch makes youth culture ashamed of using this website. Everytime I log in there's different video with a fucking lame caption like "I wou...
Posted by Kim Jong Trill on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:24:00 PST