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Melancholy Man

Who needs romance when you're doing it up the bum!?!

About Me

Over-protective, defensive, honest, gentlemanly, chivalrous, shy, strong silent type, who wont tolerate rudeness - Or you'll get a slap.
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Name: Alex Lancaster
Birthday: 28/07/85
Birthplace: Royal free, London
Current Location: London
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6ft 5
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, but i wank with both.
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike air force ones. size 12s!
Your Weakness: have none
Your Fears: spiders. those things are dutty!
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Your Most Overused Phrase: "do u swallow?"
Thoughts First Waking Up: who, what, where "my god why?!"
Your Best Physical Feature: Stomach
Your Bedtime: late
Your Most Missed Memory: that first wank
Pepsi or Coke: 7up
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK baby
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ice T
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: i do
Do you want to get Married: "i do"
Do you belive in yourself: im not sure!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah blud
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah blud
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: they dont phase me
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: im pissed now
In the past month have you Smoked: im smoking now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: im high now
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: no im english
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: in more than sense of the word
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: don't think so
Ever been Drunk: silly question
Ever been called a Tease: no but im a cheeky flert
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: whilst being sucked off
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: cuba
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not fussy
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown or black
Short or Long Hair: long. mos def
Height: 5ft 8 ish
Weight: slim
Best Clothing Style: i dont care
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont count
Number of CDs I own: mp3s
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: thinking about getting one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: zero
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My Interests

drinking, clubing, the ladies, hardcore porn, football, good comedy, good music

I'd like to meet:

Robert Marley aka Bob. Mike Skinner (the streets). Briana Banks (hottest porn star). Natalie Portman (too fine!) Pete Doherty with Kate (on coke). Jesus. Hitler (but NOT in a weird White-Supremacist sense!)

Music:

Everyone seems to say this but i do like everything, however, here is some of my favorites... UK hip hop: jehst, kyza, klashnekoff (terra firma), dirty diggers, foriegn beggars, asaviour, ghost, braintax, kano, lewis parker, lowkey, plan B, the streets, sway, task force. US hip hop: fat joe, busta rhymes, 2 pac, apathy, DJ danger mouse, DR dre, eyedea, grayskul, jadakiss, mos def, jay z, nas, jedi mind tricks.Rock: babyshambles, ramones, eagles, beatles, iggy pop, kinks, kooks, rolling stones, joy division, my chemical romance, muse, oasis, blur, buzzcocks, foo fighters, snow patrol, futureheads, stereophonics, libertines, kinks, strokes, the verve, graham coxon, skunk anansie, Prodigy etc etc. Also like DnB when i'm in the mood, and you gotta love that cheese
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Movies:

football factory, the business, snatch, lock stock, Napoleon Dynamite, donnie darko, ols school, the anchorman, dodgeball, trainspotting, paris hilton's home videos

Television:

peep show, top gear, southpark, family guy, the office, simpsons, prison break, CSI, Frasier, Only Fools & Horses, Thundercats, scrubs. Plus those Italians have reintroduced me to the wonders of Ali G

Books:

last book read was cold mountain, it was kinda good

Heroes:

peter griffin (family guy) and Ron Burgundy "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker"

My Blog

never done this blog thing before....

...don't quite know what to do. i will think of some bullshit to chat about and get back to ya.
Posted by Melancholy Man on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 05:20:00 PST