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Jess

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My name is Jess. I am tiny and I am loud.
I was born in London. But I am from YORKSHIRE.
I have two tattoos and 6 piercings and I love them all.
I am shit at all sport, except dancing, at which I rule, and skiing, at which I would be a lot better if I didn't get vertigo every time I look down a double-black face.
My liver hates me.
I work for Disney. I teach a lot of Americans how to say ‘bollocks’ and ‘cheers mate’, and they teach me beerpong, quarters chase and up & down the river (responsible for multiple comatose Brits, Jim I will kill you).
I used to be President of a fundraising society called Warwick RAG and it's the thing I'm most proud of in the whole world.
If something really stupid is going to happen, chances are it will happen to me.
I am a bit of a frustrated petrolhead trapped inside a sensible driver's body, watch far too much Top Gear and dream about owning a Porsche Carrera GT.
I'm also secretly in love with Richard Hammond. Shh.
I’m allergic to nuts. Don’t give me any.
I love dance music, emo (yeah I said it, what you gonna do?), drinking, showing off on the dancefloor, men, going out clubbing til 6am, and my friends.
I hate tailgating, two-faced people, AMERICANS AND CANADIANS HAVING A GO AT ME FOR THE AMOUNT I TIP, my rubbish immune system, hip hop and metal.
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My Interests

Dancing dancing and more dancing. Disney. Rollercoasters. Clubbing. Keeping fit. Techie things. Movies. House, trance and anything dancey. Raising money for charity with the king of all societies, WARWICK RAG!! Shaving Big John's head...TRAVELLING:

Music:

Basement Jaxx rock my world and always will. They make my head explode live. Seeing Fatboy Slim live is one of my big ambitions in life. This year I've got really back into my guitar music (Fall Out Boy, AFI, and Theory of A Deadman all big hits) and there's even been the odd bit of hip-hop that I haven't despised...

Oh, and this video because I would KILL to be able to dance like this... ..

Movies:

Snatch, Sin City (gross but oozing cool), Bring It On (yes I know it's sad. What's your point?), The Lion King, Ice Age 1&2, Crash

Television:

I will clear my schedule for the following: Top Gear, ER, Desperate Housewives, Sex and The City, Scrubs and of course the legendary Friends!

Books:

Harry Potter.

Heroes:

My mum, and anyone who has ever had to take me to hospital cos of my peanut allergy (that means Mum, Mat, Rich, Chris, James, Pat, Carl, Jim, and the seriously hot Parisian paramedics!!)

My Blog

My blog is moving...

to here: How To Deal With The Unexpected. Because it's prettier and more people read it. So there.Revising is fucking killing me, by the way....
Posted by Jess on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

Canada and the Vista Way in the Snow

So I just got back from ten days in the Rockies in Canada with my parents, my brother and two family friends. That's definitely the longest amount of time I've spent in close proximity with relatives ...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:39:00 PST

Exams. Graduation. Shit.

So I got my exam timetable and my graduation date today. I finish exams on June 2nd, and on July 20th I'll get to wear that mortar board and gown and I'll become a grown-up.It's absolutely terrifying....
Posted by Jess on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:36:00 PST

Boys - GRRRRRRRRRRR

Boys are driving me crazy. Just in general.
Posted by Jess on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:03:00 PST

What the hell?

The world's gone fucking mad I swear.Honestly, here I am, minding my own business, trying to get over the flu. Suddenly people who never bother keeping in touch start texting, my ex decides to invite...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:57:00 PST

"Going out amnesty" has turned into an "everything amnesty"

I decided to have a going out amnesty this week because I am running out of money and also have done fuck-all work in a spectacularly long amount of time.However, fate decided that I clearly can't kee...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:03:00 PST

Dancing is better than sex.

I danced tonight at the One World Week Party in front of 1500 people. I haven't danced an actual performance for nearly two years and I'd put in 14 hours of rehearsals for 120 seconds on stage. But I'...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:03:00 PST

Tattooing and tea parties

I often think it's pretty weird how things go together.Like yesterday, I finally managed to find a tattoo studio that wasnt scary as hell, minging or fucking miles away (Sacred Hearts Tattoo in Guy Pl...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

So it wasn't a hangover after all.

So it turns out that what I thought was the hangover sent from hell to punish me for all the bad things I ever have done and will do in the future, but 'acute viral gastroenteritis' (so said Mr. Docto...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

Time to end the argument - The Official Rules of Shotgun

Belen made me join this group on Facebook and I feel it is time to publish these to forever settle any future shotgun arguments. The rules are as follows:1. you must be able to see the car in question...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:46:00 PST