I enjoy playing guitar, drinking, partying, and hanging out with my friends. Music is my life. I like to write, play, and perform muic more than anything. Lets see, disc golf is pretty fun. I also love movies and though this may sound a little gay, I love clothes. BUD LIGHT with the occaisional cigar is good as well. I hate my life.Take the quiz:
What False Witness member are you?
Ben Haukom
Your Ben Haukom...your one crazy MOTHER FUCKER!!! your engergy is off the wall and one bad ass at guitar. not to mention ur a baby killer lol. also your 124lbs of stainless steel!
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I'd like to meet:
Jim Carrey, Steven Tyler, Gene Simmons, Randy Blythe, Mohatma Ghandi, Corey Taylor (met him before, but would love to again), Howard Stern, Brian May, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Quenton Tarrantino, Eric Clapton, Layne Staley, Marilyn Manson, Kurt Cobain, Albert Einstein, Rob Zombie, Paul Rubin, Ben Stiller, Paris Hilton, Bill Clinton, Johnny Depp, Adam Sandler, Edward Norton, Mike Judd, R.L. Stein, Charles Manson, and Gene Simmons. I would have liked to be Adolf Hitlers psychiatrist to help that fucked up man out, and I'd like to drink beer with Abe Lincoln. Thats about it.
Music:
Alice in Chains, Aerosmith, As I Lay Dying, Bad Acid Trip, Blind Melon, Bobaflex, Blink 182, Between the Buried and Me, The Beatles, Coldplay, Chevelle, Deftones, Default, Drowning Pool, Eric Clapton, Eve 6, Finch, Goo Goo Dolls, Gizmachi, Incubus, Killswitch Engage, Korn,LAST TO RECONCILE, Live, Limp Bizkit, Led Zepplin, Lamb of God, Mad Season, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, My Chemical Romance, Matchbox 20, Necrophagist, Nirvana, The Offspring, Pearl Jam, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Protest The Hero, Queen, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, Sevendust, Shadows Falls, Simon and Garfunkel, Silver Chair, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Smashing Pumpkins, Staind, Sound Garden, System of a Down, Third Eye Blind, Toadies, Throwdown, Tool, Trivium, Velvet Revolver, White Zombie, Weezer........I love metal, but then again i also love all the early 90's buzz hits too.
Movies:
All Jim Carrey movies, The Illusionist, Basketball, Blow, Fight Club, Saw, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Donnie Darko, all the Batman movies, Sling Blade, The Mighty Ducks, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Theres Something About Mary, The Butterfly Effect, Halloween, Helter Skelter, Orgazmo, Team America, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Pee Wee Hermans Big Adventure, Austin Powers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mallrats, Clerks, Forrest Gump, Wayans World, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Wizard of Oz, Dodge Ball, Zoolander, Sidekick, Beverly Hills Ninja, In the Army Now, Edward Scissorhands, American History X, All of the Silence of the Lamb movies, amd Titanic............thats all I can think of right now.
Television:
*South Park*, Beavis and Butthead, World Series Championship Poker, Family Guy, Headbangers Ball, Alf, The Man Show, Andy Dick Show, Wonder Years, Boy Meets World, Jackass, MADE, Aqua Teen Hunger Force has its moments.
Books:
GOOSEBUMPS, Heavier Than Heaven, The Long Road Out of Hell, Slaughterhouse Five.
Heroes:
Kurt Cobain, Corey Taylor, Layne Staley, and of course my father Mr. Rob Haukom.
