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Jaymes aka Jaymes...

About Me

Mauh name is Jaymes (tha's right wit a y) outta Norfolk, VA... Imma quiet kinda guy till I get 2 know the person well... den Imma sarcastic muthaf**a :-) But yea, ain't really much to me... I'm frum GOOSE CREEK, SC (but I tell ppl Charleston when dey ask me, lol) and the only reason I reside in dis dayum state is cuza the navy... been in bout 2.5 years now and have liked erything so far... I know there is a lot about ppl that u just can't put on myspace and there are PLENTY of secrets that u personally will probably never know... but this is me :-D....you mauh baby, u kno that right!!! keep it in ur head alwayz sweetheart :-D
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My Interests

uhh... not too many, new movies really... like goin 2 movies the first or second week they come out...

I'd like to meet:

yo mama bitch!!!

Music:

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Listen ( Beyonce ) by flycodes.com I listen to almost anything... R&B, hip hop, pop, rap... I don't care for country, but I'll listen 2 it if I am @ my mama or brother crib...

Movies:

I don't know where to begin... should I break it down by actor, genre, director??? there are so many good ones....

Television:

uhh... I used to love Boston Public when it was good... I don't even kno if they show it n e more... I don't watch too too much TV n e more


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Will & Grace yo mama (no literally, yo mama) Noah's Arc CSI: all of em

Books:

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Heroes:


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jaymes Spiekerman
Birthday: July 2, 86
Birthplace: unfortunately... Portsmouth, VA (navmedcen)
Current Location: Norfolk, VA (imagine that.... back in VA)
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5 foot 10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left (use more of my brain... quit h8ing)
Your Heritage: Imma white boi... mauh mama from scotland tho
The Shoes You Wore Today: uhh... glitter forces
Your Weakness: several
Your Fears: can't say I fear n e thing right now
Your Perfect Pizza: no such beast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: save more $. I'm terrible @ that kinda thing
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: werd
Thoughts First Waking Up: didn't I just go 2 bed
Your Best Physical Feature: I think my teeth... (i kno!!! "John's" are better, well I like minez n e way)
Your Bedtime: depends
Your Most Missed Memory: sicily
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcy D's... gotta rep past employment
Single or Group Dates: either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: best of both
Cappuccino or Coffee: cap
Do you Smoke: hell NO!!!! don't like smokerz
Do you Swear: ery fuckin day (seriously tho... way too much)
Do you Sing: in the shower and in my car (BY MYSELF!!)
Do you Shower Daily: is that really a question??
Have you Been in Love: uhh.... yea
Do you want to go to College: doin the DL thing now
Do you want to get Married: ...
Do you belive in yourself: 90% of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: used to.... not n e more
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: I'm tryinna eat better... (I ain't fat damn it)
Do you get along with your Parents: of course... love my parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: yea... in middle school!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: lol.... YES
In the past month have you Smoked: refer to above bout smoking
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yessirr
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yessirr
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no... don't plan on the coming month either
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: uhh... think its been longer now?
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yep... tic tac's from Farm Fresh (ohh... Im bad)
Ever been Drunk: sure have
Ever been called a Tease: yea
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: peacefully or doin something really crazy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich
What country would you most like to Visit: uhh.... dunno really... china? russia? france?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 140
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: only 1 kind
Number of CDs I own: dunno... ain't gonna count em either
Number of Piercings: 2 now (I love em...)
Number of Tattoos: 1 for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: don't dwell....
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My Blog

happiness

Finding Someone that you know that you could care about for the rest of your life is a GREAT accomplisment, don't you agree?????   I think that I've found that one...  I haven't been this ha...
Posted by Jaymes on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:38:00 PST

Flowers from the past

I was wondering.... Is it okay to have flowers from a past relationship? you know... died, dried and in a vase still.... is it acceptable if you are living with someone and in love with that person&nb...
Posted by Jaymes on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:26:00 PST

Interracial Relationships...

Interracial relationships?  what is the real problem? We can all agree that there are more and more interracial relationships out there...  Whether it be straight, bi or gay they are out the...
Posted by Jaymes on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:54:00 PST