You don't know what it's like; being male, middle-class, and white... and yes i am white contrary to my own previous beliefs, which basically comprised of a delusional fantasy in which i thought i was black but thats a story for another day. Nicknamed Albert after Albert Einstein shortly changed to Albert Namatjira because of an unfortunate encounter with a menstral Padthaway girl, who incidently was black too... other redundant nicknames include maxwell, baldwin, combine, bonoe, etc. etc. Love music, movies, motorsport, go-karting, squash, drinking, talking shit, embarrasing myself. born in Adelaide, South Oz and raised in Bordertown about 2.5 hrs away on a farm... I live in the middle of a paddock... love paddock bashing... don't smoke... don't do drugs... drink absinthe, canadian club, Johnny cans, and Agwa!..