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beast

"why must the dog chase the cat?"

About Me


Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a 12
your best quality is youre genuine
your worst quality is you start conflicts alot
this is because Of the people you hang around

Quiz created with MemeGen !

My Interests

Pretty much just comfortable places to lay around now a days.
I'm almost 105 for the love of G*d. what do you expect me to be interested in!?
I like the treats Jacob gives me alot.

Other than a soft somethin or other to lay on and food i'm really interested in women.
I'm not exactly a pimp, more like a ho advocate, but even then i don't like to define it.

are you sure you're not the police
b/c if you are, you have to say so.

I love to run and play in the back yard. that's where i handle my business, fo real.
i try to do it everyday, but sometimes it rains, and i can't.
BOO!
I used to be a ninja, but I'm gettin older and had to lay down my sword.
I'll still mess a cat up tho, LIVE AND DIRECT like!

I'm interested in porn, but I'm f*in blind and near deaf so i'm really not that interested in it anymore, i guess.
What?
I can't hear ya?
WHAT?

Crank the bloody bass up
and quit scratchin like a bitch nigga,

I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

I'd like to meet:

you, for real girl
what's up?
Sangria and Motown?
a belly rub and snuggle?
HOLLA AT ME!

Music:

nothin but that gangsta shit...i love disses and battle raps...if they ever give me a chance i'm gonna rule the rap world

Movies:

There are only two movies in the world. Period.
Scarface and Dolemite!

Television:

I like the x files, trigger happy tv, law and order, nypd blue, dukes of hazzard, cops (as long as its drug busts and domestic violence) and the a team. animal planet is boring and i hate sappy ass animal shows like lassie. i guess alf was cool while it lasted, but who the hell remebers alf anyway?

Books:

the anarchist cookbook, the art of war, communist manifesto, the harder they come, penthouse letters, calvin and hobbes

Heroes:

the mafia, scarface, mass murderers, and anyone else who kicks ass and doesn't care about shit.
James Brown Beatrix Kiddo, Sonny Chiba, ODB, and my President ~ BIll Clinton!