How many times? |
I grow weary of receiving the following bulletin. It is fake. The Make A Wish Foundation do not pay for medical care, which is why they are called the Make A Wish Foundation as opposed to the Pay For ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:40:00 GMT |
A new book? |
I note that Richard Dawkins has a new book out, called "The Delusion of God". I didn't think I suffered from delusions. Mind you, I suppose the thing about delusions is that you don't know that you're...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:54:00 GMT |
Update: Laying down the law |
The song 'Hey Big Spender' is no longer pleasing in my sight. Singing this song no longer marks you out as a big brassy diva/gay icon. Rather, it suggests that you would desperately love to be seen as...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:25:00 GMT |
Stop asking me |
Can people please, please, please stop asking me what I think of atheists? The answer is that I'm not bothered. They don't worship me, but on the other hand they don't ask for anything and they don't ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:16:00 GMT |
An Open Letter to Elisa |
I received a message from you today which simply said the following:
dont fake God,that's wrong
Once I had deciphered that this in fact said, "Don't masquerade as God, that's morally wrong"...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:16:00 GMT |
Patron Saints, A User's Guide |
Here are some patron saints you might not have heard of. I'm not entirely sure where they all came from, but whatever, man, you know.
Bus drivers - St Christopher
Nettle stings - St Benedict
Haemorrho...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:43:00 GMT |
More idiotic bulletins |
Honestly, if I receive one more of these things, I swear - BAM! Plague of boils! Read, and inwardly digest:
Body: if you don't believe it, call the number. Everyone needs to take the time and read thi...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 02:59:00 GMT |
Possibly the worst poem ever written |
IF YOU DELETE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FINDYOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE AVERY BIGHEART...Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,He told his ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:27:00 GMT |
Will you stop putting words into my mouth? |
I received another bulletin. Well, I receive lots, but most of them are ignored. This one was entitled 10 Questions God Won't Ask You. Which I thought was odd. I mean, how does this person know what I...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:09:00 GMT |
I know |
Yes, I realise that the thing about Billy "Smiles" Evans is fake. I sent it out because I was so sick of these bulletins about missing children which are either made up or were resolved when the child...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:59:00 GMT |
