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About Me

You tell me, is River Phoenix the grandmother in this video?Come on, do it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dick Cheney. Don't ask why.

My Blog

behind the time

When I was 17 one day I saw that my watch was about twenty minutes early. Couldn't recall the last time I checked it, so....stood to reason that it had probably been in disrepair for a while. In ter...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:37:00 GMT

Letter to Parking Enforcement

Dear Parking Enforcement,I'm writing to contest a parking violation ticket I received on the 5th of December. The citation is 2035466101. It was a street cleaning violation and, you see, I didn't m...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 14:53:00 GMT

My rapacious lampooning letter to American Express

Dear American Express,My name is Jake Anderson. I am writing to discuss my recent, regrettable experience with your company. Several months ago, buoyed by one of your mail offers, I applied to trans...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:23:00 GMT