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Hamburglar

Made with real bits of panther!

About Me

Radiohead - All I Need

My Interests

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar from happiness. We learn so little from peace. - Chuck Palahniuk

I'd like to meet:

While I am opposed to all orthodox creeds, I have a creed myself; and my creed is this. Happiness is the only good. The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so. This creed is somewhat short, but it is long enough for this life, strong enough for this world. If there is another world, when we get there we can make another creed. But this creed certainly will do for this life. ~ Robert fuckin' Ingersoll

Music:

Tool, A Perfect Circle, Atmosphere, Felt, TV On The Radio, Murs, Cage, Alice in Chains, Sage Francis, Radiohead, Ill Nino, Nonpoint, RJD2, NIN, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Juice, El-P, Mr. Lif, Queens of the Stone Age, Sevendust, The Cure, Type-O-Negative, Johnny Cash, Neil Young, Elliot Smith, American Head Charge, Flaw, Dredg, Kings of Leon, Sparta, Cold, Seether, Within Eternity, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, this list goes on...

Movies:

Ghostbusters I and II, Good Will Hunting, anything with zombies involved, Friday Night Lights, Collateral, Heat, Man on Fire, Domino, Coming To America, Beverly Hills Cop, Lost in Translation, 21 Grams,Wes Anderson movies, Hoosiers, The Salton Sea, M. Night Shyamalan movies, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Fight Club, This is Spinal Tap, 25th Hour, Punch Drunk Love, The Warriors, No Country for Old Men, Quentin Tarantino films, Spike Lee joints, A History of Violence... to be continued.

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, The Office, Rome, Deadwood, The Simpsons, Nip/Tuck, Alias, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Stella, Acceptable.TV, Police Squad!, Chappelle Show, The Soup, Around the Horn, PTI, and The Simpsons.

Books:

anything done by Chuck Palahniuk (author of Fight Club and slew of other great novels), The Beach, The Tesseract, The Coma, Catcher in the Rye, Catch 22, I Am Legend, Zombie Survival Handbook, The Road, No Country for Old Men,A People's History of the United States, The Selfish Gene, The Blind Watchmaker, Live for a Living...

Heroes:

Stand up comedians, meth lab scientists, jager drinkers, Jon Stewart, Keith Olbermann, Rep. Pete Stark, ungerground rappers, organ donors, NY Yankees, NY Jets, Oklahoma Sooners, Tony the Tiger, and Disco Stu.

My Blog

Why The BCS makes College Football the best season in sports!

First off lets hear it for the Sooners! Ok. After, possibly, the most interesting season ever. Number's 1 and 2 lost in the final week of the season. Thus making a mad dash for the top two teams...
Posted by Hamburglar on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 09:24:00 PST

NFL Predictions II

NFC East: Dallas Cowboys NFC North: Chicago Bears NFC West: St. Louis Rams NFC South: New Orleans Saints Wild Cards: Philidelphia Eagles, Carolina Panthers Wild Card round: Bears over Panthers and Eag...
Posted by Hamburglar on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:14:00 PST

Why I love college football!

       There's less than 24 hours until the college football season starts with LSU most likely tea bagging MSU for 4 quarters. And I can't wait.     ...
Posted by Hamburglar on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:23:00 PST

Adam and Jonathan in Vegas

This is taken from my good friend Adam's page. He wrote it about our night in vegas... I made one small correction and added a little. but this is all true. enjoy.   What I am about to write was ...
Posted by Hamburglar on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:00:00 PST

NFL Predictions

AFC East: New England Patriots AFC North: Pittsburgh Steelers AFC West: Denver Broncos AFC South: Indianapolis Colts Wild Cards: Baltimore Ravens, Jacksonville Jaguars Wild Card: Baltimore over Denver...
Posted by Hamburglar on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:09:00 PST

Read. Laugh. Shut Up.

A few of my favorite quotes from The Simpson's. Enjoy. Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad,...
Posted by Hamburglar on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:28:00 PST