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Joe

YESUR !!!

About Me

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I'm the youngest of three and born as a Taurus. I LOVE my ADIDAS. I LIKE the colors blue and red, but i wouldn't mind sporting purple and gold. I iron my jeans ... and my socks. If i have to pick a number from 1.75-703, it'll be 7. I'd RATHER have extra time on my hands than extra money in my pants. I'd RATHER freeze than to burn to death. I PREFER cute over pretty. I HAVE a snowboard, but i think it collects more dust than snow. I LIKE cheesecake, but i'm not too fond of cheese and cakes. I TRY to eat 6 meals a day. I TRY to stay away from coffee even though I LOVE it. I DON'T mind using chopsticks, but sometimes i just don't have the patience to eat one grain of rice at a time so i usually end up using a fork. Out of the 5 senses that we have (see, touch, taste, hear & smell), i would GIVE up the sense of taste first. I STARTED to breakdance again only to find out that i'm really OLD SKOOL. I THINK it's time to venture back into martial arts so i can meet new people and say, "Hiiii YYaaa" --- hahaha, okay bad joke. I LOOK for conversations with substance within them. I THINK everyone is brillant, some just lazier than others. I FOUND that grades don't reflect how well you'd do in the real world. I LOVE a challenge to keep my mind stimulated, and when the time is right, I'll "LET IT BE KNOWN!" Oooh, and btw, i was just joking about ironing my socks =)REMEMBER: A good friend will come bail you out of jail ... but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn ... We F-cked Up"

My Interests

things that interest me....hmmmm........the human body, jokes, intelligence, quotes, cool weather, nature, japanese gardens, water, simplicity, complexity, things that smell good, eyebrows, silence, music, dancing, health & fitness, the Los Angeles Lakers, T-shirts with sayings on them, & of course, GOD.

I'd like to meet:

Téa Leoni’s character in the movie Family Man....

Music:

.....IS LIFE.....

Movies:

ACTION: I freakin dig movies with vampires in 'em like "Blade" and "Underworld" to say the least COMEDY: "American Pie": now i look at warm apple pies a little differently & "There's Something About Mary": cause i never knew i can make my own hair gel CHICK FLICK: "Serendipity" & "Hitch" THRILLER: "Toy Story II": i couldn't sleep for days after i saw Woody's ripped arm! "The Ring I & II": I officially don't watch TV anymore cause of it!!! ACTION COMEDY: "RUSH HOUR"

Television:

I really don't watch too much TV, but i'm always up for watching: LAKER TIME, Who's Line Is It, VH1's I Love The...80's & 90's, cartoons, music videos, & some old ass sitcoms like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air & Three's Company.

Books:

Men's Health...i know it's not a book, but it gives tons of good information, IKEA catalog...cause i just like looking at it, and then of course the serious stuff like journals and my beloved chiropractic books...that's so i can take someone's job in about 1 year...muuuhaahahaaa

Heroes:

The whole GI JOE squad: from Flint to Lady Jaye, Snake-Eyes to Quick Kick, Sgt. Slaughter to Gung-Ho, Recondo to Wild Bill, Torpedo to Bazooka, Dusty to Duke, Shipwreck to Deep-Six, Scarlett to Roadblock..... those JOEs kicked Cobra butt ..... YOOOOOOO JOOOOOE!!! *fist striking air*

My Blog

BEST FEATURE

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to thelobby to put his name on his mailbox.While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartmentnext to the mailboxes, wearing a r...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:52:00 PST

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.  He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from.  So he says, do you know...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST

DING DONG

A lady places a personal ad in the paper that reads, "Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't run out on me, and is good in bed." Days later her doorbell rings, and she opens the door to find a ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Art of Teaching

First year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Th...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LIFE'S PHILOSOPHY

THE MAYONNAISE JAR AND COFFEE A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Texan

A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes ma'am. Ya see, I'm ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some Things I've Learned in Hawai'i:

10. They serve sushi at clubs. 9. Too much sun gives joe a heat rash 8. A former DJ from KROC (106.7) works at Da Dawg House in the International Marketplace 7. Kobe's Restaurant is far bet...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SICK HUMOR

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you ,"replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railroad...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Welcome to the Family

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we had decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me; and my girlfriend? She was a dream! ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ALWAYS GOOD TO KNOW...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST