I am not an asshole, I'm honest.
Quotes I have heard:
"Emo girls are easy to get in bed, but hard to keep alive.
"Not all girls are annoying, some are dead."
"If you want sympathy it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis."
"I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."
Squid:
An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.
Stupid
Quick
Underdressed
Imminently
Dead
Did you see that guy leave the showroom on the R6? Did you see what he was wearing? What a moron. That Squid.
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