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CHEZ

cheztopher

About Me

I hate you

My Interests

LIVERPOOL FC........vitamin water.......World of Warcraft.........fancy beer.........Cherry Lip Gloss.........

I'd like to meet:

"Being an old cynic myself I have strong notions about the true value of human gratitude. It is a currency whose worth plunges by the hour......."

Music:

........is an artform in decline........Cursed, Morrissey, The Smiths, The Clash, Rachels's, Jawbreaker, The Jam, Billy Bragg, The Pogues, Naked Raygun, Murder City Devils, The Verve, The Kinks, Ted Leo, Sheer Terror, Integrity.........Fuck everything else......

Movies:

Layer Cake, The Thin Red Line, Kurosawa Films, samurai movies with Toshiro Mifune in 'em, The Manchurian Candidate(the original), Oceans 11(also the original, fucking remakes!), Shaun of the Dead, The Lion in Winter, Caddyshack, The Hustler, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(Yeah Dice!), Leon(The Professional), The Big Lebowski, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lord of the Rings Trilogy(special editions only please! fuck that short shit!), Apocalypse Now, South Park movie, John Garfield movies, Miyazaki movies, Big Trouble in Little China, Marx Bros. movies, The Last Temptation of Christ, Sixteen Candles, The Limey, State of Grace, The Wanderers, Joe, The Holy Grail, Transformers the Movie, Patton, Stone Cold, Hudson Hawk, The Warriors, Tombstone, the Man with No Name westerns, Cruel Intentions, The Passion of The Christ, Lone Wolf and Cub movies, Evil Dead Movies........

Television:

The West Wing(I'm obsessed), Deadwood, Band of Brothers, Mony Python's Flying Circus, Vh1Classics, any other channels showing awsomely bad music videos, sports channels showing football football football!(no not the NFL! soccer you nimrods!)

Books:

History books in general, (esp. European history and Christianity), Tolkien, the mighty George R.R. Martin(hurry up you bitch!), Flann O'Brien, Glen Cook, Henry Miller, Steven Brust, Morgan Llywelyn, books about the Devil, Lone Wolf and Cub comics, and last but not least Cerebus the Aardvark(comic).

Heroes:

Joe Strummer, JFK, Eddy Merckx........

My Blog

Again......more vomit on the street.

So today 3 women walk by me and I hear this gem......"....I'm covered in poofs....lots and lots of poofs." RRRRRRRRRR......hate. just keep your mouths shut or I'll do it myself with the hatestick. ...
Posted by CHEZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To whom this does concern.......

O.K., fuck u and yer P.C. bullshit. fuck u and yer "hey man, chill out" gaylord mentality. how 'bout we start with tryin' some common courtesy first? if u can't even handle basic fuckin' social skill...
Posted by CHEZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

overheard on the street..........

little tidbit of conversation i overheard today............ woman to man-"....so i pulled his pants down and spanked him right in the middle of the street...." i think i hope she was talking abo...
Posted by CHEZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Simply amazing.....

ROME SONG "I am the Roman, the power and the might. I am the Roman, and I've come to take your Christ. I am the Roman, hammer in my hand. I am the Roman, and your Lord was just a man. I am ...
Posted by CHEZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FU&CK!

U fucking pieces of sheet!........FUCK!.......you're all so clever. I'm done!......Whiskey wins!, you fucking lose!.....ahahahahahahaHAhaHAhah!.......so pretty I don't care!.......God gave me this fac...
Posted by CHEZ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST