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Take your bleeding heart elsewhere, and don't get any of it on the carpet.

About Me

..This video explains me.

My Interests

Trees, oddly flavored jellybeans, human frailty, how things work, blinking lights, instruments and the people that play them, bondage, painting, theater, and whatever else might come to mind.

I'd like to meet:

Whomever is required on my way to enlightenment. ..
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Music:

SOAD, Skinny Puppy, Bach, Fuel, Willy Nelson, Goo Goo Dolls, NIN, Mudvayne, Godspeed, Kidney Thieves, Stevie Wonder, Rage Against the Machine, Assemblage 23, Tom Waits, Slipknot, Static-X, Tenacious D, Adema,Patty Labelle, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nirvana, Sevendust, 311, Death Cab,Flesh Field, Sublime, Bush, Smashing Pumpkins, VNV Nation, Red Hot Chile Peppers, Korn, Jimmy Hendrix, Modest Mouse, Weezer, Coldplay, Switch Blade Symphony ,Rammstein, Type O Negative, Seether, Iron Maiden, Velvet Acid Christ, Metallica, Bob Dylan, ICP, The Calling, Deftones....the list goes on.

Movies:

Waking Life, Spinal Tap, Ever After, LOTR, Dark Crystal, Team America, Kingdom of Heaven, Vampire Hunter, Akira, Powder, The Matrix,Underworld,Training Day, Breakdown, Alien vs Predator, Hellsing, Beetlejuice, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Orgasmo, House of 1000 Corpses, Batman,Alice in Wonderland, V for Vendetta, Judge Dread, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the Caribbean, Too Wong Fu, Pitch Black, Envy, Little Nikky, Constantine, Dantes Peak, American Werewolf in London/Paris, The Shinning, Tommy Boy, Spawn, 8 Crazy Nights, Dazed and Confused, Ghost in the Shell, Blade, Sleepy Hollow, Seven, Titus, 13th Warrior, Mars Attacks, Total Recall, Coneheads, Meet the Feebles, All the classic moster movies.

Television:

Nova, National Geographics, Family Guy, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Simpsons, South Park, Daria, Sealab 2021, The Man Show, Aqua Teen, Sopranos, Oblongs, Boondocks, Samurai Champloo, infomercials.

Books:

I don't read novels often, but a few books I can remember liking are, Stranger than Fiction, A Man Without a Country, The Rites of Autumn, The Joy Luck Club, Choke, Invisible Monsters, and Animal Farm.

Heroes:

Those whom came, saw, and conquered. Thanks.

My Blog

We all know how I feel about water

Cold, wet, scary. All of which I am used to. Yet, I decided to branch out and go swimming. In a pool, so I kinda cheated, but hell I don't do water animals. Period. Well, all was fine and dandy. Float...
Posted by Non-Applicable on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:58:00 PST

Exotica Noomoon Video (It's on the profile)

The full version should be along soon, but until then....Behold the pretty Helena for the first few mins. Then the fashion show and such. My weird looking ass comes in later in the video. Helena and I...
Posted by Non-Applicable on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:13:00 PST

Battle of the Ants

Ants. Mound dwelling, mutil-legged, bastards that are now invading my home. Not so bad......it would seem.The bathroom was first to fall. Starting with the dog food dish. They came in mass quantities ...
Posted by Non-Applicable on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:27:00 PST

Hitchhicker Elia

Elia, the Russian. Picked up at at BP station on 23 south, he was heading to Cincinnati. This is our experience....I found him waiting by the street in the snow. The dude is wearing a camo jacket, b...
Posted by Non-Applicable on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:04:00 PST

Listless Behavior

The listless behavior that pledged me, has been abolished.I've reanimated my drab corpse, and discarded its trivial shroud. Now free to flit about and wallow in my ostentatious nature. The drive to ...
Posted by Non-Applicable on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

brain cloud

Eternity is relentless. To know the future, to see its paths and streams tracing out into the infinite. The planes of possibility. Only when you have felt the gravity of choice can you avoid the inevi...
Posted by Non-Applicable on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST

Store Trek

Captian's Log:A mission to obtain food is in order. One must brave the social outside world in order to avoid starvation. ::takes deep breath:: And.....there's....something on my car....."General Labo...
Posted by Non-Applicable on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:23:00 PST

Court Date

"....All judgements will be awarded to the plaintiff, unless you appear for trial on Friday 03/09/07 9:00 am." I look at my clock, 9:25 am. Crap. Okay a little late. What's the worst that could happen...
Posted by Non-Applicable on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:37:00 PST

Why can't I blink correctly?

Wrapped in fleeting definitions. Comfort in the unescapable.Suspicious, yet tangilbe truths.Does conformity really breed contempt?(This is the sad and direct result of my seizure medication. Who would...
Posted by Non-Applicable on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:57:00 PST

Finally I realized

MoreMy desired goal achieved I became what I hated, hollowNow there is happiness in simplicityBliss
Posted by Non-Applicable on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:27:00 PST