I weigh six pounds, but I act like I weigh 80. I like to bark at people, other dogs, cats and leaves. I like to snack on lipstick, Girl Scout cookies, chocolate-covered espresso beans or whatever is in the trashcan. I hate baths and the vet.
My Interests
walking, peeing, lounging in the sun
I'd like to meet:
The guy who invented Greenies. He's a genius.
Heroes:
Albert Einstein, Harriet Beecher Stowe and Barbara Streisand
