You Ain't Got Shit on Sarbear Cutiepants

About Me

..[my nameâ€™s sarah] [Iâ€™m 19 years old and live in palmerton, pa] [Iâ€™m 50 percent portuguese; 50 percent german] [i am a licensed cosmetologist] [i have an AMAZING boyfriend that i love to death] [i love my family, so donâ€™t fuck with them] [i only have few close friends, and i'd like to keep it that way] [i'm very silly and love to have a good time] [i have a bearded dragon named charlie] [daisies are my favorite flower] [i'm as loveable as they come] [my favorite season is fall] [naps throughout the day are a must] [fishnets make me randy] [a good smelling man makes me go crazy] [i'm a cuddle whore] [hot chocolate feels good in my tummy] [candy is good for the soul] [i hate liars] [good communication will get you far in life] [i'm a hopeless romantic] [halloween's my favorite holiday] [i hate drama queens, youâ€™re a whore â€¦deal with it] [i love big hands] [portishead is amazing â€¦end of story] [andy warhol's art makes me moist in the panties] [furry critters make me all warm and fuzzy inside] [i hate shitty music] [i'm a horror movie fanatic] [in my opinion, my eyes are my best facial feature] [i love "basement made" horror movies] [i like zombies, they eat people] [i want to live in transexual transylvania] [i love going to concerts] [funny people make me happy]

My Interests

vincent price

sarbear cutiepants --

[noun]:

A hard-core grave robber

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I'd like to meet:

already met him even think about hitting on my man
and i'll dislocate your jaw =]

the lizard king
lords of acid
marilyn manson

ms. von teese

Movies:

Television:

comedy central, VH1, and animal planet

Books:

edgar allan poe books. right now i'm reading "no one here gets out alive" it's a biography on jim morrison.

Heroes:

Little Lip
my boyfriend's hotter than your boyfriend
uncle bry and auntie lina
christopher!

cee marie

My Blog

fill this out if you love me!! ...fucking do it >:o

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will b...
Posted by You Ain't Got Shit on Sarbear Cutiepants on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 02:45:00 PST

yah know what licks ass?

.....strep throat licks ass!!! yeah, that's right
Posted by You Ain't Got Shit on Sarbear Cutiepants on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:01:00 PST

get the led out, bitches!!

..> Get the Led OutFriday, November 16, 2007 - 9:00 PM$23/ Reserved Seating; $28/ PIT (Standing Room Only); $18/ Standing Room Only (Back of Concert Hall); $70/ Hager Furniture Suite Seat*Tickets o...
Posted by You Ain't Got Shit on Sarbear Cutiepants on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:06:00 PST

i’ll be your Rx Queen <3

I won't stop following younow help me pray forthe death of everything newthen we'll fly farthercause you're my girland that's alrightif you sting meI won't mindwe'll stop to rest on themoon and we'll ...
Posted by You Ain't Got Shit on Sarbear Cutiepants on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:54:00 PST

rapes a pitty, isn't it?

a late april day and it's sunny outside and a red little girl's at the top of a slide and an an orange old man at the bottom wants to take her for a ride as she slips and she tumbles the orange man mu...
Posted by You Ain't Got Shit on Sarbear Cutiepants on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:06:00 PST

Who's Your Daddy?

Posted by You Ain't Got Shit on Sarbear Cutiepants on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:55:00 PST

Die Eier von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse StaubzuckerEin Viertel Teelöffel SalzEine Messerspitze tÃ¼rkisches HaschischEin halbes Pfund ButterEin Teelöffel VanillenzuckerEin halbes Pfund MehlEinhundertfÃ¼nfzig Gramm gem...
Posted by You Ain't Got Shit on Sarbear Cutiepants on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:47:00 PST

GROW A FUCKING DICK, YOU FAGGOT!!....

people in this town are so fucking gay.... "like oh my god sarah, you're soo fake and you use your friends ....like oh my god i'm an emotional reck, i don't know what to do with my life." i seriously ...
Posted by You Ain't Got Shit on Sarbear Cutiepants on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:35:00 PST

i <3 conan...

Posted by You Ain't Got Shit on Sarbear Cutiepants on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:00:00 PST

Happy Valentine's Day Fuckers...

xx Happy Valentine's Day xx &nbs...
Posted by You Ain't Got Shit on Sarbear Cutiepants on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:47:00 PST