I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be. My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me I don't understand it, it's to normal things I'm geared By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weirdI'm dressed in a G-string tied in a bow There's a chicken in a garter belt, Oh God no! Birds fly by and wolf whistle overhead Don't roll over there's a roo in the bed ...15 Strippers all in a row All with bra-straps ready to blow One pretty lady dancin' in my lap Don't you touch or you'll get a nasty slap.I'd like to have a girlfriend, but it just never does work out We get on fine until they find what my night dreams are about Then they drop me like a stone, they say they can't compete With nude three-breasted women with vibrators on their feetHippos in tutus, hot oil & cream Chains and whips all to make me scream Lizards & snakes all in strange places They're gettin' it on & making lewd facesWhen dreaming the nightclubs everywhere Are chock full of animals in underwear Teddy Bears in teddies, wombats in hot pants All we need now is a couple thousand antsMy life could be near perfect, my life could be real fun If only when I slept the chorus girls weren't dressed like nuns I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts! Myspace Graphics
