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Member Since: 12/16/2004
Band Website: judgegenius.com
Band Members: Justin Hilbun - Drums, Vocals, Goat herding.

Adam King - Bass, Vocals, Guitar, Steed mounting.

Jimmy Bethlehem - Vocals, Raindancing, Beer

Brandon Dooley - Guitar, Squeezebox, Keyboards, Robots.

Paul May - Guitar, Graphics, Wicked Drawings, Pure Fucking Metal.

Michael Talley - Percussion, Vocals, Cowbell, Wigs, Pretty dresses.

Sam Terito - Manager, Tour bus, Always in the way.
Influences: Clutch, Faith No More, Tomahawk, COC, Marvin Gaye, Domestic Violence, Abnormalities, King Crimson, Dingo Music, Tool, Celebrity Sweat, Apathy, Pain Table, Black Flag, Supersuckers, Beck, Mitch Hedberg, Helmet, The Damn Show, Melvins, Bill Hicks, Cornelius Ray Mosley, Scotch, Office Space, Deftones, Beatles, Metallica, Slayer, Phil Collins, Beastie Boys, Oliver North, Lil' Jon, N.W.A., Richard Simmons, Zeke, Magic Johnson, Budweiser, Porn

Sounds Like: The greatest music ever

Record Label: Love Affair Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Forget us, you may not

BR, Tampa, Seattle, Shreveport, NO. We're there. So did you buy our record on cdbaby yet? We're tired of buying our own record. Sam has bought 231 of them already. Hilbun just toured Europe playing JG...
Posted by Judge Genius on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 08:51:00 PST

We’re still alive.....

we're just spread out across the country.....bringing the rock individually. And we're all still drunk. buy our record.
Posted by Judge Genius on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:17:00 PST

IF YOU MISS THIS FUCKING SHOW...

IF YOU MISS THIS FUCKING SHOW, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE! Judge Genius will be playing the NGT 80's Hair Metal Night this Friday night. Come see us play some seriously old school tunes. I have 4 very impor...
Posted by Judge Genius on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:41:00 PST

A tidbit of JG news

For those of you who don't know already, our guitarist Brandon has taken a job in Shreveport. Calm down. Don't worry it's not the end of th JG era yet. He will be commuting to and fro whenever needed....
Posted by Judge Genius on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:01:00 PST

Holy shit. Look at this!

Looks like the JG Deerhead has been up to no good again... Rampaging Deer Trashes ApartmentFamily Pit Bull Knocked UnconsciousRACINE, Wis. (June 6) - Jerry Falkner and his family have been temporarily...
Posted by Judge Genius on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 07:24:00 PST

LOOOOOOOOOONGVIEW!

Man, what a weekend.For all of you who came out to see us in Longview on saturday night, thank you so very much. We had an absolute blast and the videos will be coming out soon enough. Of all the many...
Posted by Judge Genius on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 09:14:00 PST

J to the e to the...

J to the E to the Double double E....Hey yo, what's that spell? "JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Posted by Judge Genius on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:03:00 PST

Wake me Up, Before you...no, wait. Fuck Wham!

Ok, We have news. NEWS NEWS NEWS. This just in... This just in... (in news voice) pay attention to me, motherfuckers.We're gonna be playing some shows in the near future. For those of you who made i...
Posted by Judge Genius on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:43:00 PST

JG Poetry

Feeling a little bored today, so here goes nothing.Don't you look cuteby SamDon't you look cute?Don't you look cute?I had to go pootIn my new track suit.I had too much fruitAnd wore too much Brut.put ...
Posted by Judge Genius on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:15:00 PST

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

Holy shit...2005 in the books. 2006 WILL BE the year of the Genius! Hold your breath...For starters, we send out our sincerest thanks to everyone that came out on saturday and to everyone that bought ...
Posted by Judge Genius on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:24:00 PST