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Joel

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About Me

Shy and cynical, with a passion for reading. Exploring and understanding, thinking and wondering, and always open to interpretation.MSN: [email protected]
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Reading, writing, video games, stuff

I'd like to meet:

A talking mitten that arose to be one of the leading developers of modern multi-faceted server embedded software now found in today's leading IT firms. Or maybe a spoon that wasn't fascinating.. good luck with that one, Ted Nugent! Get your own free cool template at http://www.myspacegraphics.biz/

Music:

Alternative Rock, Progressive Rock, Emo, Indie ////////////////////////////////////////The Mars Volta, Muse, Avenged Sevenfold, The Used, Jimmy Eat World, System of a Down, Chevelle, At the Drive-in, AFI, Story of the Year, Alexisonfire, Thursday, Coheed and Cambria, Silverstein, Saves the Day, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Moneen, Rise Against, Dream Theatre, Queen, Saosin, Thrice, Bullet for my Valentine

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption. Lord of the Rings. Sin City. Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle.

Television:

Family Guy, Daily Show/Colbert Report, Aqua Teen, Harvie Birdman, Lost!

Books:

-- The Night Thoreau Spent in Jail - Jerome Lawrence & Robert E. Lee -- Inherit the Wind - Jerome Lawrence & Robert E. Lee -- Lord of the Rings - J.R.R. Tolkien -- The Belgariad - David Eddings -- A song of Ice and Fire - George R.R. Martin -- Dark Elf Trilogy - R.A. Salvatore --

Heroes:

When someone saves me I'll post it here

My Blog

Generic plea for pity strewn with emotion turmoil

Oh knows, my life! Let's record it in an online journal since everyone else does. Let's have our sorrows joust on MySpace for supremacy to which the victor goes the pity. Not only will I write this do...
Posted by Joel on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:48:00 PST

Roll up the fucking addiction

Holy shit if you read this please stop me I have a problem, I need rolling of the rims. I can't help it I havn't slept in days too much caffeine the good sauce shit I need to win. I win coffee, then I...
Posted by Joel on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST

Vacant Thoughts

Mittens, glue and a shrub,kittens etched in blue.Written upon my bedroom wall;who would have ever knew?To have killed this flow, 'twould not bode well; he fellvisage into repentence lost,tossed hither...
Posted by Joel on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:36:00 PST

Infinity

The concept of the universe being infinite is often a topic of debate, but what if it is not? How can anything be truly finite if we do not know what nothing is? Can nothing exist, and if it does, tha...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:42:00 PST

Blog

Holy crap, it is a blog. It rhymes with grog, can be mistaken for bog. If it gets wet, it does not sog, the element of paper; a fucking log.This is what happens when you don't sleep, and have messed u...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:27:00 PST