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joe

DON'T MAKE ME GO JACK BAUER ON UR ASS !

About Me

I'VE BEEN WITH MY FIANCE FOR 9 YEARS NOW.WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SIAMESE BABY KIITIES HER NAME IS MARYJANE.AND I HATE TO SAY IT BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING LAZY.LOL.MY ATTITUDE IN LIFE IS FUCK IT.BECAUSE WHO REALLY GIVES A SHIT ANYWAY.U GO TO WORK U GET FUCKED UP AND YOU SHOOT SHIT UP ...WOW WHAT A FUCKING LIFE.ACTULLY WAIT A MINUTE.ITS AGREATLIFEIM HERE TO ADMIT TO THE WORLDIM A LAZY ASS FUCKING GAMER.SHANNON PUTS UP WITH IT,GOD BLESS HER.BUT THATS WHATS GREAT ABOUT US SHE DOES WHAT SHE WANTS AND I DO WHAT I WANT.AND SHE LOVES HEAVY METAL !(WHY THE FUCK HAVENT I MARRIED HER YET)OH YEAH IM LAZY.BUT HONESTLY IM REALLY HAPPY WITH MY LIFE.AND EVERYONE ELSE NEEDS TO FIND WHAT MAKES THEM HAPPPY.FOR ME ITS MY FAMILY,SHANNON AND OUR CAT.THATS WHAT I CHERISH MOST.IM A HUGE BEARS FAN ILOVE FOOTBALL,THANKS TO MY UNCLE GINO.I LOVE VIDEO GAMES CAUSE IT EASY AND FUN AS HELL BUT REALLY ADDICYING.I LIKE DRINKING BEER AND GETTIN FUCKED AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.EVERYONE NEEDS TO LAUGH.SO REMEMBER IM LAZY BUT HAPPY WHAT A GREAT COMBINATION LOOK OUT WORLD HERE COME A WINNER !(LOL,YEAH RIGHT IM FUCKED).
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My Interests

VIDEO GAMES,MAINLY SOCOM ON PS2,PS3(YEAH BITCH I GOT ONE )HEAVY METAL DRINKING BEERS AND GETTING FUCKED UP AND SITTING MY LAZY ASS ON THE COUCH WATCHING SPORTS !

I'd like to meet:

I'VE ALREADY MET THE BAND DISTURBED 6 TIMES NOW.THEY WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE I WANTED TO MEET.I HAVE THE PICTURE YOU SEE IN MY PROFILE.THATS THE LEAD SINGER OF DISTURBED.HIS NAME I DAVID DRAIMAN HE IS THE LEAD SINGER.I MET DAN DONEGAN THE GUITAR PLAYER FOR DISTURBED,ALSO MIKE WENGREN DRUMMER OF DISTURBED AND OF COURSE JOHN MOYER AKA J MO THE BASS PLAYER FOR DISTURBED.ROCK ON DISTURBED ! CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT ALBUM IN THE NAME OF HEAVY FUCKING METAL !
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Music:

DISTURBED,DISTURBED,DISTURBED,DISTURBED NEED I SAY MORE THE BEST BAND EVER ! THEY WILL NEVER BE TOPPED ! THANKS DISTURBED !

Movies:

JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK,MALLRATS,ALL OF THE MATRIX 'S,OLD SCHOOL,HALF BAKED,DIE HARDS,BACK TO THE FUTURES,LETHAL WEAPONS,SAVING PRIVATE RYAN,BLACKHAWKDOWN,DOGMA,CLERKS.

Television:

THE SHIELD (VICK MACKEY KICKS ASS ),24 MY FAVORTE(YOU CANT FUCK WITH JACK BAUER)THE UNIT.NCIS.CSI MIAMI,CSI LAS VEGAS,MY NAME IS EARL,THAT 70'S SHOW,EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND,COMMANDER IN CHIEF,OVER THERE,WANTED,HE MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE,DUKES OF HAZARD AND KNIGHT RIDER !

Books:

NONE BOOKS BLOW ! I'LL WATCH THE MOVIE AND IF IT DOSENT GET MADE INTO A MOVIE IT MUST NO BE THAT GOOD !

Heroes:

DAVID DRAIMAN HE INSPIRES ME TO NEW LEVELS !&KIEFER SUTHERLAND A.K.A. JACK BAUER.MAKES ME WNAT TO GET OFF MY LAZY ASS AND GO SAVE THE WORLD BUT FUCK IT IM TO LAZY I'LL SIT ON THE COUCH AND WATCH HIM DO IT.JACK BAUERS A FUCKING PIMP.DONT FUCK WITH HIM.