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Lucy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like to hunt and protect. I like to bite real hard. I have 10 nipples. I have no children and am very desirable. I'm alpha, you're beta. As long as that is square, you may survive.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Looking for fun, playful, young, male. No barkers, shoe biters, slobber-pusses, shedders, whiners. If you have fleas, worms, botulism, or are not house-broken, don't try to add me. Otherwise, hit me up with a message and maybe we can swap ass sniffs someday soon.

My Blog

It's about time

It's about time I left a message for all my blog readers to enjoy. So where did I leave off last time? Oh yes...I was talking about how silly blogs were. So let me continue there. Blogs are sill...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 16:46:00 GMT

Chasing rabbits

I LOVE to chase rabbits. I don't know what I would do with one if I caught it, but I suspect I would bite it and take it to Ken and Tony so they could play with it too. They would be soooo proud of ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Nov 2004 08:11:00 GMT

I'll see you again

Hi everyone, Guess what? I'm finally going to be a human! I've loved hanging around all of my friends, ESPECIALLY Ken and Tony. I love you guys more than anything. Ken, please don't feel guil...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Oct 2004 23:06:00 GMT

Upgrade your diet!!!

How many of you dumb bitches eat Kibble? How many of you dumb bitches listen to your masters tell people not to feed you table scraps because it is bad for you? Of course it's bad for you! Who ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Sep 2004 22:01:00 GMT