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Levi

ass, gas, or grass--nobody rides for free!

About Me

..»-(¯..v..¯)-» I'm a bitch--the end. «-(¯..v..¯)-«

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All the saints, um, Harold Pinter, Osama Bin Laden for sure, Oprah, the person who invented the little plastic tipped ends on shoelaces, Benny Hinn for laughs, Terrance McNally, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Bea Arthur, gosh the list goes on and on...

My Blog

stand fast

Hermione: Since what I am to say must be but that Which contradicts my accusation, and The testimony on my part no other But what comes from myself, it shall scarce boot me To say, 'Not guilty': mine...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 21:47:00 GMT

coincidence?

"HERE I SIT BROKEN-HEARTED: TRIED TO SHIT BUT ONLY FARTED." I saw this on a bathroom stall wall the other day--and it amazes me how much it applies to my life. I mean, don't get me wrong--I got a phon...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 00:04:00 GMT