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About Me

First there was darkness. Then the sky fell and the earth grew heavy, soaked with the blood of Man. Thus was written in the Scolls of Nephtar, and so it came to pass.

It came to our world, the world of Lindorf, a trail of suffering across the universe strewn in tow. Worlds lay smitten, enslaved by the massive army, the pain of all. It came to our world. The sun grew dim, eclipsed by the dark smoke of villages ablaze, the flesh of man, woman, and child. It came to our world. Soil became baren and brought forth no grain. It came to our world. It bore the Amulet of Xanenrod.

The Underlings were upon us.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/16/2004
Band Members: Brandon : Guitars, Vocals
JP : Synthesizers
David : Drums
Dave : Bass
Influences: The NeverEnding Story, Labrynth, The Beastmaster, Krull.
Sounds Like: A thousand bat-winged turtle harpie vultures with baboon heads and asses and seven flayling breasts a piece tearing a man talking on his cell phone to his record producer limb from limb in a furious whirling frenzy of feces, screams, and blood.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Happy Birthday, KC1

This is Brandon's solo project. Complete polar opposite of Craving. So be prepared. Warned. The latest KC1 Album is here! Go there. Download it. It's so lovely... you might just die. Enjoy! ...
Posted by Craving The Seamstress on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:44:00 PST

Horizons of Glory and Virtue

The album is nearing completion!! It's close. Almost there. Several more tracks to record and then it's a madenning mixing jigsaw puzzle that will take another year to do I'm sure. But it'll all be wo...
Posted by Craving The Seamstress on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:52:00 PST

Yes!! Tis the day!

Behold! Brandon has finally recovered from an all out massive attack of genital herpes in the back of his throat and is ready to commence breathing fury and fire unto all that wish him ill will. He ha...
Posted by Craving The Seamstress on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 02:00:00 PST

We made up a new word.

Gloranus.The beautiful women in our top 8 are all in posession of a gloranus.
Posted by Craving The Seamstress on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:18:00 PST

There is no "Dana", only Zuul.

Hausen has arrived. He's gonna kill your face with acidic goblin chum. Your ass will gape with pleasure.You are the gate keeper. We are the key master.You will rue the day.
Posted by Craving The Seamstress on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:56:00 PST

Underchildren Rise!

Holy shit on a shingle. Our trident cocks have been set ablaze, spitting flames of demon child blood.You should hear the magic we're recording. Josh is a fucking genius. We're geniuses'sedssdii. Start...
Posted by Craving The Seamstress on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:28:00 PST

So let it begin...

Haha! We're going into the studio to record on Sunday, bitches. You'll all be sucking our collective rock god burning fire trident spear cocks in a couple weeks and I'm going to laugh in your face whi...
Posted by Craving The Seamstress on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 05:44:00 PST

4th of July party show with thousands of Latina Seductresses

We might be playing a 4th of July party extravaganza in Downey NEAR THE EL TACO!! Which is reason enough to go. not to mention the billions of beautifully gorgeous latina seductresses that will be abo...
Posted by Craving The Seamstress on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 03:24:00 PST

New EP

We commence recording our new EP this coming weekend. Twill be glorious and out soon. Stay tuned. Stay alive...no matter what occurs. I will find you.
Posted by Craving The Seamstress on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:18:00 PST

The Book Of Lindorf: Genesis 1.1

First there was darkness. Then the sky fell and the earth grew heavy, soaked with the blood of Man. Thus was written in the Scolls of Nephtar, and so it came to pass.It came to our world, the world of...
Posted by Craving The Seamstress on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 09:46:00 PST