My headline pretty much says it all. I'd rather be (and pee) outside! I haven't just heard, but have seen a tree fall in the forest! A friend told me that in the dictionary under vague, there is a picture of me-I guess that fits. I'm infinitely old and wise, newborn and naive-a Gemini, YinYang (69), Siva. My favorite color is purple. and gray. I won't set foot outside without sunglasses-even on an overcast day. I'm pretty laid back-I like being outside-in the woods, on the water, wherever there is no development and plenty of wildlife. I want to be able to live off the grid away from the savages! Wait, I do live off the grid. Not that way, though.
I'm kinda sarcastic, cynical, laconic(though I sometimes say too much), languid, iconoclastic, a half-assed vegetarian (i prefer fake chicken to the real thing), with a dry (sometimes very) sense of humor. My parents were mercenaries in Africa-I was raised in a pride of lions. I'm a slow-burning short fuse, a marginally trained but intelligent monkey, a misaligned cog in a broken machine. I brush my teeth with baking soda. I take vitamins because I forget to eat.
I HATE hypocrisy, smugness(smuggery?), pettiness, spitefulness, people in love with the sound of their own voice, And stupid, belligerent, drunk people!
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.
The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah
Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor
What Color Is Your Aura?http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorisyourauraquiz/