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Evan

technolokron

About Me

If you want to MSN with me you can with [email protected] If you want my digits then send me an email, Ill send you my number back, but only if I am sure you're not a pedophile.
Also you can go to this shit: Face!
Music: I like a wide range a music but as
my tastes change by time of day
and how I'm feeling this is just
a list of bands I've (liked and) seen play:
The Acacia Strain*
Alexisonfire*
All That Remains*
Amon Amarth*
As Cities Burn*
Atreyu*
theAudition*
Avenged Sevenfold**
A Wilhelm Scream*
Bayside**
The Bled**
The Birthday Massacre*
Cancer Bats**
Circa Survive*
Daggermouth**
Darkest Hour*
The Devil Wears Prada*
Emanuel*
Every Time I Die*
From Autumn To Ashes*
First Blood*
The Fully Down*
Goatwhore*
Goldfinger*
Greeley Estates*
HORSE The Band*
Human Abstract*
Mindless Self Indulgence**
Misery Signals*
My Chemical Romance***
No Trigger*
The Number 12 Looks Like You*
Offspring*
Opiate for the Masses*
Panic! At the Disco**
Protest the Hero***
Reel Big Fish*
Saosin**
Set Your Goals*
Silverstein**
Shadows Fall*
This Is Hell*
Thrice**
Transplants*
UnderOath*
The Warriors*
Asterisk is the amount
of times I saw 'emHmm this list makes me seem like I only listen to heavy shit but truth is I love hardcore punk, hop hop, breakbeats, crunk, mathcore, downtempo, posthardcore, ragga, deathmetal, powerviolence, psy, thrashcore, dancehall, skacore, house, grindcore, reggae, 3rd/4thwaveska, metal, punk, jazz, deathcore, funk, powermetal, metalcore in no particular order and so much more

My Interests

Vagina

I'd like to meet:

She's got to be attractive, smart, athletic, good looking, she's got to be hot, photogenic, she must take pride in her appearance. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I have to admire her commitment to community service.

Movies:

Anything about Mafia/Drugs

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson,
Orson Scott Card,
Michael Crichton,
Frank and Brian Herbert,
JK Rowling

Dan Brown is an asshat.

My Blog

Nobody worse

Theres nobody worse than those fucking idiots that post shit on bands and especially on those fake celebrities (tila tequila, forbidden) walls. Why do they think the band cares about their little miss...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:11:00 PST

Warped 2006

Warped Tour was the summer shit! I was in the pit for: Emanuel, HORSE The Band, Protest The Hero, Alexisonfire and Silverstein. It was fucking awesome. Missed out on a lots of stuff though: Fully Down...
Posted by Evan on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:41:00 PST

-Yaur friend Julian K.

I must begin with a description first: I quit my job at Camp Timberlane for a number of undisclosed reasons last summer. The day I left I was presented with this letter from Julian K.It came in an Air...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:09:00 PST

MAGIC BULLET!!!

I got a Magic Bullet!... yeah that blender thing that will do any job in 10 seconds or less.   Anyone who watches programming instead of infomercials is clearly lamer than me.   Pictures wit...
Posted by Evan on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:57:00 PST

Official Guide to Having Fun at Warped Tour 06, Barrie

For Sure See: FFTL, Horse The Band, Protest The Hero, UnderOath, Silverstein, Billy Talent, Alexisonfire If Theres Time: Bouncing Souls, Comeback Kid, Emanuel, MCS, NOFX, Reggie, Stretch Arm Strong, T...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:44:00 PST

Evans Official Guide To Staying Thin

1. Poopin' every day.2. Silverstein turned up loud in a small      hardwood floored room while wearing socks.
Posted by Evan on Tue, 16 May 2006 05:51:00 PST