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Mrack

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a boiled pork vest sales person.

I do not own a cell phone and I like to eat pasta.
My pets:
Corporal Clegg Donkey

Fimbriated Moray Eel (Gymnothrax Fimbriatus). I've had Corporal since he was a wee little eel, about the size of a pencil. He is now about 11 years old and exceeded his maximum size of about 3ft. He enjoys dining on squid, red snapper, mahi-mahi, various shrimp and small children. This picture of Donkey is a about 2 and a half years old. She is a small framed fat cat.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

lolcats
Other boiled pork vest sales-people.

Dont bother me human.

My Blog

dangers of the holiday season

I almost died today.  I was eating a butterscotch candy today to cleanse my pallet of the taste of Argentinian cookies when I received word of free cake.  In my excitement (much like Ethel u...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:14:00 GMT

I will not show you my face

but I will show you my soul.  I have posted scans the show me more naked than if I were nude.  It feels a bit odd, but what the hell.
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:42:00 GMT

Don't eat the sun-dried tomatoes

It just might save your soul.
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:32:00 GMT

Bush has crabs

Ted Turner gave them to him
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:55:00 GMT

wow cheez-its are tastey

nothing to see here
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:32:00 GMT

lunch

Do you ever bring your leftovers to work to have for lunch?  Ever wish you had cold sores so you could figure out who the $%&*@ stole your lunch, tupperware and all! #%^$%@%& 
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:10:00 GMT