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Chris

About Me

These things always led to you realising you've done nothing with your life. Umm. I'm currently a student, (entertain whatever sterotypes you may). Studying psychology, in the third year - so this year there's actual books and, reading and things... eep. I kickbox, review music for my campus paper, try to keep fit (emphasis on try). Volunteer at a homeless shelter, full of life's interesting characters who all smell like White Lightening and wet fur. I'm also training to be a Special Constable, so don't break the law - 'cause I'll totally have to kill you or something... I'm teaching myself guitar - my fingers hurt. Buy me a premium whiskey and I'm yours for the evening, (but keep your hands to yourself).That's pretty much it. Oh, also I'm actaully batman. Plus anything your can do I can do better.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kate Beckinsale, more or less clotheless, wearing only a very strategically placed tub of Ben and Jerry's half-baked ice cream.I've tried to realise this ambition, but she's stopped returning my calls and she didn't take too kindly to finding me in her closet. Words were said, I've forgiven her.