MY BDAY~OCTOBER 2006
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ROCK STEADY
'ALLO PAPI
YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A CANDY APPLE
MY NINJA LOVES THE BRUINS
EYEING THE PORN & A PAIR OF STILETTOSSCROLL & CLICK
COMPLETELY PISS DRUNK
MY NEW NIECE, ALLISON (09.08.06)
MERRY MISCHIEF MAKER...ME & MOJO (OUR BOTTOMLESS PIT)
FAITH THE GAZELLE
YOSHI...ASS BANDIT
SMILE FOR SMOG CHECKS
LOVE HIS KISSES
ME & MY NIECE, THE KELLERS
MY NEPHEW LIAM AKA "BOOGA"
FRESH LIKE LETTUCE
HARDCORE...VERRRY FUNNY JENN
LOVE THISARCHIVES
OREOS?
AND THE ASS SHAKING HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME. I'M SO TIRED...SO BORED
OFFICIALLY KELLY'S GODPARENTS, WOO!
LOUNGING WITH THE KAI-BIRD
MY TRAMPS...THEY CAME OUT HOT, I CAME OUT SHAGGY AND PERPLEXED
VIP
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE...WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A LITTLE OLD LADY?
MY HAPPILY BUZZED STANCE
CHEEKY TARTS
LET'S GO...SHORT SKIRT, LONG NIGHT
MY HALLOWEEN HUNNIES
THIS IS MY IRONMAN...SO BIG
DOWNTOWN..."HEY MISTER, LOOK AT YOUR GIRL. SHE LOVES IT..."
AWW...WE BOTH JUST FARTED
LONG TIME NO SEE...PHOENIX'S 3RD B-DAY AT STEPHANIE'S
WELL, FUCK ME, IT SNOWED IN SAN JOSE!
I'M MUCH HOTTER WITHOUT THE SKIS
THE ASS SHOT
COLDER THAN A WITCH'S TITTY AT TWIN CREEKS
THOSE HIGH HEELS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS (MICHAEL MAPLES PHOTOGRAPHY)
I LOVE DATING MEN FROM SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE & MTV'S "THE BLAME GAME". SO DREAMY.
THE ONLY RAVER IN VERONA...AND I'M ON MY WAY TO JULIET'S HOUSE, SERIOUSLY.
WORKING THE STAGE WITH MY GIRLS
DESI!!! (ZEDNERAM.COM)
ALWAYS MY LOVES
PARAMOUNT GREENROOM?
METROPOLIS W/ SUMMER JAM CAST
...AND IT JUST HIT ME.
EXOTICA AS WILEY'S ANGELS
I WILL MASSAGE YOU TO DEATH
IF ONLY THEY KNEW THAT THERE WAS NO TV INSIDE.
WHEN I HAD A STUD...TRADED IT FOR A NOSE RING AND ANOTHER TATTOO.
AT A FASHION SHOW WITH C
BEFORE NICARAGUA
COMPETITION DAYS AT STARLIGHT PRODUCTIONS
Strictly pertaining to MySpace: Just old friends, new friends, and the networking driven. MySpace is NOT my place for love....and if you're the type who has had those "gone to bed at 10am and woken up at 6pm" moments, then you're pretty cool with me.
OFF TO TEACH
Music is essential for a lively mind, so I am an absolute BEAT JUNKIE...I experiment with almost every genre out there, and I just LOVE LOVE LOVE anything I can bang my body to!!!
I'M DANCING, WEEE!
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"Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room... Just for fun." -NACHO LIBRE"Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here. I can't make decisions by myself!" -THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS"Ah, but that's the point...If you don't think, you shouldn't talk!" -ALICE IN WONDERLAND"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity" -SNATCH"He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent." -V FOR VENDETTA"Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue..." -SLEEPY HOLLOW"I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house." -GRANDMA'S BOY"A mental mind fuck can be nice." -THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW"Because she was like, 'I hate my job, I'm gonna burn this mother down!' And I said, 'You better not...You better not!'" -ORANGE COUNTY"Smells like Bigfoot's dick." -ANCHORMAN"You know, my mother used to say that if a lady invites you into her room she probably isn't much of a lady." -THE SKELETON KEY"But in the end, isn't it always the same question and always the same answer?" -RUN LOLA RUN"Don't threaten me, Al! You're outta shape, I'll kick your arse." -WEIRD SCIENCE"I don't screw to get respect, that's the difference between you and me." -THE BREAKFAST CLUB"Now a question of etiquette-as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?" -FIGHT CLUB"A laughing jury is never a hanging jury." -FIND ME GUILTY"You shut your mouth when talking to me. " -WEDDING CRASHERS"He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap." -CRYBABY"I got it! You daughter's not your daughter, and the cash that used to be the jewels is now your underwear!" -OSCAR"Oh my God! She's so drunk!" -SHAUN OF THE DEAD"I'm gone, man, solid gone." -THE JUNGLE BOOK"You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome." -FINDING NEMO "My wife is the only one who gets to twist these man titties." -BENCHWARMERS"I'm here for the gangbang." -OLD SCHOOL"Fuck you...fuck you...fuck you...YOU'RE cool...and, fuck you, I'm out!" -HALF BAKED"God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything." -CONSTANTINE"What about forgiveness and compassion? Isn't that part of your Creed, or does that just get in the way of your work?" -THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE"Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me...They always hound me, with one wequest. Who can satisfy their lustful habit? I'm not a wabbit! I need some west..." -BLAZING SADDLES"This girl is clever. She wants to go home." -RABBIT PROOF FENCE"I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much!" -ZOOLANDER"Because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too." -T2"Game over man! Game over!" -ALIENS"Revenge is never a straight line." -Kill Bill"You ask for a pension, they give you a pen. Now what the hell am I supposed to do with a damn pen?! I should just stab you in the neck with this pen!" -HEAD OF STATE"She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us." -CLUELESS"I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked up bar!" -DOGMA"Gimme da casshhh!" -THE FIFTH ELEMENT"That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably enjoy the silence." -PULP FICTION"My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass!" -JACKIE BROWN"This town needs an enema!" -BATMAN"I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much...yummier." -BATMAN RETURNS"He's not going to say 'fuck stick' in front of the children, is he?" -BAD SANTA"You know how when you grab a woman's breast...it feels like...a bag of sand..." -40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN"...and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler..." -OFFICE SPACE"Daddy is not coming on anything!" -HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE"What ham did you slap honey? I hope it wasn't the one I just bought." -JUST FRIENDS"One day men will look back and say that I gave birth to the 20th century." -FROM HELL"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" -RESERVOIR DOGS"And wer're gonna start a revolution, ok? And you're gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass!" -SCHOOL OF ROCK"Dang! You got shocks, pegs...Lucky!" -NAPOLEON DYNAMITE"And then, she brought me in the back room where she took all her clothes off." -EDWARD SCISSORHANDS"I said I like you, Dottie...LIKE!" -PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE"The Klan's here. They're inbred, they sleep with their sisters!" -MY COUSIN VINNY"Go that way, Red Monkey!" -HELLBOY"A titan against a titan!!!" -CLASH OF THE TITANS"Don't FUCK with me fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo!" -MOMMY DEAREST"The world changes, we do not, there lies the irony that finally kills us." -INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE"Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world but, from back here, it looks like you're takin' a shit." -FRIDAY"Can you dig it!!!" -THE WARRIORS"Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the fucker." -PITCH BLACK"Vanity, definitely my favorite sin." -THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"But the ultimate ideal is when the sword disappears altogether. The warrior embraces all around him. The desire to kill no longer exists. Only peace remains." -HERO"I'm picking up some very strange vibes. They're of the "I just got laid" variety." -REALITY BITES"Vagiclean, huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?" -ME, MYSELF, & IRENE"When people tell me they are happy my ass begins to twitch." -FRENCH KISS"Remember, you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's ass at 4 p.m..." -LITTLE NICKY"Stop looking at me, swan!" -BILLY MADISON"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag, you're in my world now, grandma." -HAPPY GILMORE"They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets." -GET SHORTY"She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to." -SIN CITY"An EVIL petting zoo?" -AUSTIN POWERS"Destiny is what we make it." -THE BONE COLLECTOR"Let's hear it for my band, Sexual Chocolate!" -COMING TO AMERICA
Love to feed my mind...You should too. And on a superficial level, I love the way Scott looks when he's holding an open book. Fucking sexy.
My life is full of heroes that take on a variety of forms of beings and things. I am grateful for such remarkable influences.
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