mikeownsyourface

MIKEOWNSYOURFACE
i got my crabs at the jersey shore
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Body: mikeownsmyface!
& i've probably been in your mouth
[onthareal]:
onthareal
sometimes i miss the way things used to be ...
i made my myspace in 2004.
never ever ask me what i like to do for fun. that is way too complicated for me to try & answer.
i know, my layout is sexy as hell . but don't copy it, srsly.
yoshi has been my cursor for 2 years & 3 months.
i wear the same necklace in like every picture.
i'm not upset that steve irwin is dead.
i'm short . do not be misled by my pictures.
i don't smoke... anything.
i don't share. if you want something, go get your own, freeloaders.
i can't live without a cell phone. but i usually break mine every 3 weeks.
i slur.
sometimes i'm sarcastic .
i DO NOT have an iPod. or a sidekick. i see no need.
i have no direction in life & i'm not ashamed to admit it.
i loved the '70s, '80s & '90s way before vh1 did.
i've never been on a plane.
i have absolutely no patience. whatsoever.
i respond very well to peer pressure.
the song on my page usually reflects my current emotions .
i am jealous of people who have better things than me.
i have issues with change.
my nipples are large.
boxers or briefs? - boxerbriefs.
i'd love to punch danny tanner in the mouth.
if you're gonna drive slow, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE FAST LANE!
i cross my 7's.
girls that say " && " aren't cute .
i once met tommy lee.
& to those of you have ACTUALLY taken the oppurtunity to upload 300 pictures of yourself on this website.. you're all ridiculous morons. it doesn't matter how hot you are, no one will search through 89 pictures of your face.
that is all. ___________________________________________________________
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[enjoy]:
enjoy
sleeping for long periods of time.
sarcastic people.
lips .
attention! lots of attention. at all times.
iced tea - snapple, arizona, lipton, all .
the giving tree.
burnt toast.
5.0 fox body mustangs .
when people spell it dood.
the smell of dead skunk.
your mom in my bed.
trailer park trash.
super nintendo.
text messages .
heartbreaks.
jack nicholson's eyebrows.
ashton kutcher's nose.
danielle .
dunkaroos.
TGIF of the '90s.
trucker hats.
wranglers .
cinnamon applesauce.
sex.
proving people wrong.
both vanilla ice & pauley shore.
all aspects of the beach & surfing .
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[despise]:
despise
kids who are like 20 years old and kiss mom and dad's ass. DEFY YOUR PARENTS TOOLBAGS.
carlos mencia - NOT FUNNY !
christmas music.
pel's smelly mutts.
people obsessed with their religion. take a deep breath freaks.
vegetarians. eat meat you fuckers.
basketball.
people with yellow teeth . there are a million whitening products in the world - pick one & invest it in!
napoleon dynamite.
cheese .
faux hawks.
hair on the soap.
when people blow smoke in my face.
snow ! & winter. & cold in general.
all breakfast foods, except waffles .
pickles on my burger.
melted icecream.
the garden state parkway.
hairy people ! uhhh do you enjoy being disgusting??
annoying children.
all music by frank sinatra, dean martin, or any other members of "the rat pack".
convertibles.
m*a*s*h .
virgins.
people who piss all over the toilet. if you can't aim, go pee on a fence dipshits.
poor people . FIX YOUR LIVES.
anyone who is unaware that " the boys of summer " by the ataris is a cover !
RIDGEWOOD COPS!!! IF YOU ARE A RIDGEWOOD COP & YOU READ THIS, YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKER!!! DIEDIEDIE!!! ___________________________________________________________
[i am a leo]
i am a leo
the ruler of leo is the sun. the glyph is generally thought to represent the tail of the lion. it can also symbolize the heat or the creative energy of the sun. on entering the sign leo, the sun is said to exemplify cosmic splendor. the meaning attached to this seems to be that both the good & bad characteristics associated with leo are perpetual. through the ages, leo has signified the coming of the best growing season & thus reflects the abundant generosity of life. in this aspect ieo is seen as the ordained provider.
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personal traits the leo is a dominant, spontaneous, creative & extroverted character. they possess grace, dignity & an expansive personality. the lion is king of the animal kingdom, & an appropriate symbol for leo who tends to dominate his environment. ambitious, courageous, strong willed, positive, independent, self-confident are all words that describe the leo traits.leos were born to lead & are most effective when in a position of command. leos are straightforward & uncomplicated individuals who know what they want & pursue it with enthusiasm & a creative spirit.they are not easily daunted, & will persist through the most formidable of circumstances. they tend to be stubborn, & will hold onto a belief, or stick to a course of action through thick or thin.because of their positive nature, they tend to expect the best, & when things don't turn out as they had expected, they react immediately & badly. although, they may suffer from short bouts of depression when life doesn't meet their expectations, they bounce back quickly & move on with their normal cheerful & demonstrative nature. leos walks forward always, head held proudly & face turned towards the sun. ___________________________________________________________
positive traits leos possess a strong positive nature & don't shrink from any adverse circumstances. leos like to live on a grand scale. first class is the only way to go & luxury is comfort. in personal relationships, leo is open, sincere, genuine, trusting & generous. they are direct & to the point & lead with their emotions. leos are proud people, with an idealistic & humane nature. they are basically outgoing, happy, kind & generous. self expressive, intelligent & broad minded, they are philosophically inclined.
main positive traits: dignity, will-power, generosity, loyalty, confidence, ambitious. ___________________________________________________________
negative traits although outgoing, spontaneous, warm-hearted & straight forward, a tragic flaw in leo is gullibility. they are too trusting & generous to people they like & love. they are not good judges of character & are inclined to treat those close to them as if they were perfect beings incapable of wrongdoing. because no one can possibly live up to this kind of expectation, leos are often disappointed. they do recover quickly however, & may have numerous love affairs . their love of pleasure & beauty, & their expectation of perfection drives them from one attractive partner to another. quick tempered, blunt & nasty when they have been affronted, they are deeply hurt by malice or hostility. leos can be too sensitive to personal criticism, & when their dominance is threatened they can go into a sudden rage.
main negative traits: conceited, arrogant, laziness. ___________________________________________________________
profession in professional life, they do well in a career where there is room at the top. in the political arena, they keep going until they reach a powerful position in government. in business, you can find leos as president or chairmans or on the board of directors. they always strive for a position of leadership. they are excellent organizers, managers & leaders. many of them go into business for themselves. they are ambitious by nature, & prefer to take charge & delegate. leos possess a strong creative & dramatic bend, & you will find many in the theater & film industry. they become stars of stage or screen, talented musicians, or well known painters. whatever they choose, they make sure they steal the limelight.
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