im john, im a person thats a bit too much to handle, with a tendancy to go a bit wild every now and then.
Im a 'one of a kind' kinda guy. Kinda loud, altho i hv my off days. you dnt really know until you speak to me! like i sed
im a contradiction of sorts.
i just might suprise you!
guess wot??!!!!.....i have msn, shock horror!!!
add me [email protected] and then u can bask in awe!::D:D:D:D
add me to ure friend list!
Your Theme Song is Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf
"I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under"
A total independent spirit, you can't be held down or fenced in.
You crave the feeling of wind on your face... and totally freedom.
What's Your Theme Song?
You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
The Good , the bad and the ugly - A survey of your life by el_tino
* So basically.. *
Name?: John-a-bum
Age?: 18
Sex?: Male
Birth Date?: January 14th!!!
Hair Color?: ermm mixture!
Eye Color?: erm again mixture dpends on the drugs:P
Height?: 6ft
Weight?: 12st
Body Type?: made out of sugar
Piercings?: top of ear (shud still be there)
Tattoos?: ha noo!
What are you wearing right now?: hoodie and boxer shorts!
What is your hairstyle at the moment?: bedhead
* Favorites *
Soda?: eurgh damn americans! coke
Food?: italian
Drinks?: isnt soda and drinks the same?
Alcoholic drink?: Vino, and shots of sambuca
Time of day?: 9pm
Season?: Autumn only so i can kik up leaves and sing merrily
Day of the week?: thursday
Song at the moment?: take to the sky- tori amos
Band/artist?: TORI AMOS!
Book?: interview with a vampire
Subject in school?: ENGLISH
Place in the USA?: dnt hve one place is shit!
Place outside the USA?: ENGLAND! ALL THE WAY!! fuck you american pigs
Color?: red
Style of clothes?: i dunno my own i guess
Store?: H&M
Mall?: Pyramids birkenhead lmao!!
City?: Hong Kong! i wanna go back!!
Website?: ermmmm shhhhh
Magazine?: 40+ lesbian horses get it on in leather
Kind of pet?: Pussy
* Worst *
Place to be?: at home alone:( *weep*
Class in school?: philosophy!!!! I HATED IT!!
Time of day?: morning! normally cos it hurts my hed
Season?: Spring cos it just cnt decide
Kind of pet?: rabbit! eew
Drink?: beer!
Food?: notthing its all sexy
Mall?: pyramids bhead
Store?: topman! mainly becos of a really big political reason!! i dnt mind buying stuff from there tho
Style of clothes?: dnt mind, ones own personal choice
Celebrity?: paris fucking hilton, i really sure her crabs are controlling her
Color?: brown
Book?: the hungry caterpillar
Type of music?: heavy shouting sorta satanic rock iwth scary 'singers'
Website?:
Magazine?:
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?: about 9ish at ythe moment
What is your first thought?: hmm im horny
What do you do first?: i get up....suprisingly
What is your usual outfit?: clothes...again suprsingly
What is your first class of the day?: dnth av one
When does school end?: 4 months ago:D:D:D
Do you see your friends?: all the time!
What do you do when you get home?: put my nipple clamps on
What time do you go to bed?: after i go and drink the blood of innocent virgins
* Do you... *
Brush your teeth daily?: yes twice o cors:P
Brush your hair daily?: erm no!! its meant to b messy
Shower daily?: yes!! no b.o for me
Sing?: cors! i am pretty damn AMAZING:P
Dance?: cors i do! ask a stupid question
Party?: ask another stupid question
Get drunk?: and another!!
Have sex?: im pregnant
Read books?: yes whilst drunk and having sex
Listen to music a lot?: all the time
Read magazines?: yes, when having sex
Go online a lot?: yes whilst having sex
Have a religion?: well ive had a priest!! lmao
Have an iPod?: no too poor
Want an iPod?: no! cos they suk
Have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: nope! single WOOOAH thts how i wanna be
Play an instrument?: try to!
Get sick a lot?: nope!! im a trooper
Watch TV?: yup
Like MTV?: not nemore
Like VH1?: nope
Like the History Channel?: nope
Have digital cable?: not nemore!
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?: what is the point
Listen to the radio?: not really no
Still use your CD player?: yup
Stalk people?: yes, im stalking you right now
Have more than 200 buddies in your buddy list?: as if! AS IF u cud know or care about tht many ppl
Have dial-up internet?:
Have AOL?:
Know HTML?:
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?:
Do well in honors classes?:
* Music *
Do you listen to rap?: nope
R & B?: sometimes
Blues and/or Jazz?: most of the time
Classical?: quite al ot
Pop?: depends
Country?: nope
Emo/Screamo?: hmmmm maybe after my death
Heavy Metal?: nope
Christian?: EEEW
Techno?: sumtimes
Reggae?: sometimes
Broadway Musical Songs?: OF CORS!
Oldies?: i hav to
* In a boyfriend/girlfriend *
Hair color?: Brown!
Eye color?: something piercing
Tattoos?: na
Piercings?: not fussed really
Favorite Music?: same as me:D
Style of clothing?: not arsed, as long as its not sheep like
Body type?: one that mrs grens
Personality or looks?: of cors!!!
Would you go out with someone just for their money?: depends, how much??
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?: nooo! more pride my love
Does size matter?: no, otherwise id be hypocritical lmao
Do they have to be popular?: not really no!
Does the guy ask the girl out or the other way around?: huever! not arsed really
Where do you go on the first date?: restaurant!!
Kiss on the first date?: i think u shud!
Sex on the first date?: naa u loose the spark
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?: a kinda skanky sweat charms about me yes
Are you eating something?: nope
Are you drinking something?: nope!
Are you IMing anyone?: yesh!
Are you talking on the phone with someone?: nope!
Are you talking face-to-face with someone?: what a fucking stupid question
What are you listening to?: the leaves in the wind
What are you watching on TV?: nowt
What other websites do you have open?: porn!
* What do you believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?: yes, i am one
The afterlife?: yes, or i wuddnt exist:P
Aliens?: yes i am a ghost of an alien
God?: hmmmm maybe
The devil?: na not really
Heaven?: interesting concept but no
Hell?: hell is earth!
Scientology?: tom cruise...hmm dnt think so
Hinduism?: i like its artwork
Buddhism?: nice ideas
Christianity?: hmmm more bad than good id say
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Your Personality Cluster is Extraverted Intuition
You are:
A true wordsmith - a master of words
Original, spontaneous, and a true inspiration
Highly energetic, up for any challenge
Entertaining and engaging, both to friends and strangers
What's Your Personality Cluster?
How to make a John Schofield
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
5 parts silliness
5 parts empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
You Follow Your Head
You're rational, collected, and logical.
Generally, it takes you quite a while to fall in love.
In fact, you've even been accused of being very picky.
While you're cool, you're not ice cold.
You just know what you want, and don't mind waiting to get it.
Do You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?
