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Brad

Myspace is for dumb asses! This of course does not include me...

About Me

I weigh 435 pounds with 2% body fat, I go to Atlanta underground clubs and rap to Kenny Rogers songs, I steal my lunch money from 18 year old Hawaiian midgets and am smarter than your Dad.Any questions? No? I thought not...

My Interests

Drinking rum through my nose, attacking small children while screaming "GET OFF MY LAWN", and sharping my axe in preparation for the apocolypse.

I'd like to meet:

Mary Selvidge, the world's only Korean redneck. And my cousin Ray...

Music:

To all of those asking me to listen to their songs... YOUR BAND SUCKS!!! STOP MESSAGING ME!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND/MOM/DAUGHTER/CAT THINKS, YOUR SONGS ARE SHIT!!!

Movies:

Blues Brothers, Serenity, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Bullit, too many to name....

Television:

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Books:

Ayn Rand. Yes, I said it. If you don't know who this is, be glad in knowing that you actually have a life.