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THE ONE AND ONLY!!! *kAt*

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This sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh and, her favorite movie star isn't Marilyn Monroe.
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!Well where do I start, my nickname is Kat, I have a dimented sence of humor. I love to laugh! Anyone making fun of celebrity gossip, South Park, Spongebob, Larry the Cable Guy, & Jeff Dunham and his barage of puppets, make me laugh my ass off. I hate tuners & pimped out SUV s, love hot rods, classics, & muscle cars. I have a 72 Hornet Wagon... green, and I whop on the tuner guys asses with it :) OMG...The people who go in to the passing lane to pass people... and go as slow as the people they are passing... need to learn how to drive... seriously!!! I love black. I love horror movies, anything crepy, and Halloween is my fave holiday next to Christmas. I think that Christmas is becoming way too commercialized... it sucks. I love to eat but hate how fatting all the really good shit it. I have a don't knock it till you've tried it attitude... and it's gotten me in plenty of trouble in the past. Use to smoke, party, do all that, was REAL fun at the time, but I'm past that now. Realized that if you're truly happy with your life... you don't need all that to supplement. I'm sober, except for the alcohol. I can still kick em back... and like doing just that more often than not. I discovered that nicotine was more addicting than meth, acid, coke, pot, and crack. Here's the kicker, caffeine is more addicting than them all, wrap your brain around that! I love animals. I have 2 cats 2 dogs, and lots of koi. I would protect them as if they were my children, so don't mess with them :) Cuz I can be a grade A bitch, or I can be a very nice person. Just depends on the situation, and how people treat me. As for my boys, well, they're my life. I live in the middle of nowhere for them, I work at a suck ass job cuz it pays decent money, for them, I 'grew up' for them, I got divorced for them (they deserved better... we all did). They're great. I don't know where I'd be w/out them. Our whole family is extremely goofy. I wish that everyone who is married could be as happy as I am. My husband is great. We've been together for 7 years now. We still laugh all the time, at each other, and at ourselves. We go out on dates, and love spending time together, but appreciate our time apart. The sex is still great! (with my husband, yeah, don't get any ideas... I'm not like that!) We don't fight, I didn't think that not fighting was an option in a relationship till I met him. I wish that everyone had it as good as me. Except for the Amish!! people come here, on vacation mind you, just to see the Amish... why?!? Let me enlighten... they're all, hypocristians. It's a Cult religion thing i swear. They'll make nice to your face, turn around to the first mo they can find and talk smack in dutch to them about ya! They do nothing but criticize and judge.... and i despise that! I better stop now cuz I can go on forever :) I hate posers! Just want all the idiots and morons of the world to not talk to me ....ever. I have 2 tattoos- one has my boys names on it, one has a C on it for my husband. Marrying Craig was one of the best days of my life. Becoming a mom was the best two days of my life for sure. Lost my sanity for it but they're worth it... most days. Just joking... yeah get use to that.CLICK HERE TO GET A NEW CONTACT TABLE + THOUSANDS OF OTHER GRAPHICS
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My Interests

my sweeite ;))...My boys when they aren't being TOTAL HEATHENS!!! *sigh* Goin out when I can, with friends, goofin off and having a good time. Enjoying my family. Finding alone time with my hubbie. And most of all that I don't forget to laugh at everything and expecialy myself. Most importantly to be totally me... no matter what anyone thinks. To always try to make the best even out of the worst situations. That's what I'm interested in.

I'd like to meet:

OK.... next on the list is to see SOTE LIVE PEOPLE! i will have a damn babysitter this time!!!People to BS w/. Realy... anyone who's down w/ me, has similar intrests, and outlooks... if not well i realy dont give a shit. And I don't have any intrest in having like 1000 friends, so if i don't think we have anything in common, i just won't accept you..... nothing personal. If you're on here to... find a fuck- it WON'T BE ME!!!, to be fake, collect picts in your friends space and then i never hear from ya, a popularity contest, to lecture, lie, backstab, preach, and judge.... go elsewhere! cuz i need none of that crap.

Music:

Get Your Dead On Add a video to your site Webratsmusic.comLOVE YA RIGGSZOMBIE!!! MOTHERFUCKERSSheri Rocks! PANTERA IS FUCKING .....1 ALWAYS WILL BE!! Forever stronger than all.He came to rock... and he rocked like no other. With the heart twice the size of Texas. Our beloved brother, companion, mentor, idol, and, friend.... We love you dime... till we meet again.Prong, Slayer, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Static-X, Misfits, Ozzy (w/ and w/out Sabath), Ministry, Down, Sevendust, Black Label Society, Primus, Velvet Revolver, Metallica (old school!), Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, on the mellower side of me... Evanesence, Pink Floyd, CCR, Eagles, Steve Miller. Man I could go on and on, but I'd bore the socks off you all.

Movies:

Little bit of everything... anything HOROR.. for shure my fave (if i put them all on here the list would get too long... i'll just put my faves) Clockwork Orange (i can't believe i had never seen that one! 2 cool)The Hills Have Eyes, Bubble Boy, Joe Dirt, Exorcist, Office Space, The Crow, Halloween, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Army Of Darkness, Devils Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Pirates Of The Caribbean, all the Lord Of The Rings, all Harry Potter, all Matrix, all Star Wars, Shawshank Redemption, Ghost Ship, The Grudge, Saw 1 & 2, Swordfish, Fools Rush In, Dazed And Confused, Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, Sixteen Candles...(yes i grew up in the 80s), The Last Unicorn, Walk In The Clouds, The Dark Crystal, Sixth Scene, Outsiders, Spawn, Natural Born Killers, Bevis And Buthead Do America, South Park The Movie, Alice In Wonderland, A Christmas Story, Night Of The Living Dead (the original), Sleepy Hollow, It, Pet Cemetery, X-Men 1-3, Waynes World, Signs, Walk The Line, Dumb And Dumber, Bruce Almighty, 40 Year Old Virgin,... and the list goes on (when I think of more I'll get on and update)

Television:


Get this video and more at MySpace.com by far... one of THE funniest South Park clips EVER!!!The Shield, The Soup on E! Spongebob, Angry Beavers, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Ed, Edd, & Eddie.... with the boys, and even when they're not around. The realy good stuff like Ren and Stimpy, and Bevis and Buthead, The Max, just isn't on anymore. I also watch Dog the Bounty Hunter!, Jerry, Maury, and South Park when I get a chance. I'm addicted to Friends too, I know, I know...cant help it.

Books:

Harry Potter

Heroes:

As cheesy as it is, My Grandma (she's realy kool!) she's in her 80s and last time i went there, after the boys went to bed, she brought out the liquor and shot glasses and her Craig and i did shots on the back porch. i'll never forget that.and of course...........
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My Blog

the drunk BITCH strikes again (i'm the town whore .2)

WELL... i get a message on my voice mail last night from some guy... "hey, it's John (real original! ) you told me to call you earlier on this week. i'm goin out for drinks tonight and wanted to see i...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY!!! *kAt* on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:31:00 PST

NOW HEAR THIS!!!..... I'M THE TOWN WHORE!!!!

there's this looser bitch with no self esteem and no life that i use to work with and UNFORTUNATELY live acrost the town from :( she's talking all sorts of smack about me. (i guess she just spun the w...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY!!! *kAt* on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:20:00 PST

Ranting about my ASS HOLE (part 2)

well... not all capital letters today, i guess that's good. yesterday when the X called, he wanted to "swap weekends". meaning that he would cop out on taking the boys this upcoming weekend and intern...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY!!! *kAt* on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 02:11:00 PST

RANTING ABOUT MY ASS HOLE

 I HOPE HE DIES!!! HE DESERVES TO BURN TO DEATH!!!! HE'S A PIG AND A COWARD!!! THE WORST HYPOCRITAL LIAR I HAVE EVER KNOWN. HE WILL BOLDFACE LIE RIGHT TO HIS CHILDREN... RIGHT AFTER I TELL H...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY!!! *kAt* on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:19:00 PST

If any of you have ever whondered why I don't go to CHURCH?!?!?

My baby and I took a casual trip to Walley World last Sunday morning. We like going then because, it's quiet... peaceful. The hard core partiers are still in bed sleeping it off, the judgemental churc...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY!!! *kAt* on Tue, 16 May 2006 05:31:00 PST

This is so great!

Have you ever heard?... That turkeys are SO dumb that when it rains they look up and stare, then downed... yeah... i never believed it... but it's funny :)   There's this new Amish kid at work.....
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY!!! *kAt* on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:52:00 PST

How evil are you realy...

Check this out... ***You Are 80% Evil*** You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/...
Posted by THE ONE AND ONLY!!! *kAt* on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:15:00 PST