Line found in a review for a sewing machine |
"The machine has tension problems which caused me stress."
Posted by Matt on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:05:00 PST |
On the Importance of Being Eccentric |
http://www.oxfordstudent.com/ht2006wk3/Features/the_importan
ce_of_being_eccentricOn the Importance of Being EccentricThis really interesting topic; it makes me wonder if anyone can truly be considered...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:07:00 PST |
Existentialist Philosopher Quiz |
Which Existentialist Philosopher Are You?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Albert Camus You are Albert Camus, so you are one sweet absurdist. He built largely upon the framework of existentialis...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:23:00 PST |
Great party idea |
I just had this great idea for party decorations! Hang pieces of posterboard from the ceiling cut into the shapes of thought bubbles and speech bubbles from cartoons. Fill out a couple, and leave a bu...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:16:00 PST |
Strange Coincidence |
Last night I was reading Skinny Legs and All before bed. One character gave a description of Henri Rouseau's The Sleeping Gypsy and talked about the symbolism the different objects shown in the painti...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:39:00 PST |
I call it "Internet Haiku.1" |
I will give you a dollar if you can find a sentence in this personal ad that doesn't have either a grammatical error or a blatant faux pas. I will give you five dollars if you can prove to me that eve...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:54:00 PST |
The Best Thing I've Ever Cooked |
Made some baguettes last night. They were an unqualified success! Really thick, crisp crust with a chewy center. If you've never baked your own bread, you should try it. http://www.foodnetwork.com/foo...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:41:00 PST |
Halfway House |
A gay hispanic male prostitute called a black character 'one angry Raisin in the Sun,' and then he mentioned Robert Mapplethorpe.
Posted by Matt on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST |
The circular dream. |
I wake up in my Jetta. It's dark. The digital clock set into the tachometer says 2:15. This is strange, because I have a hard time sleeping in the car. Stranger still is that my car is parked on a rai...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:00:00 PST |
To the writers of Lost: |
Having just watched the most recent episode, I have to tell you: fatalism blows. Yes, yes, I'm sure next episode you're going to save Chalie from certain death, but be it known that fate makes a horri...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:48:00 PST |
