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Hello, charlie!

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About Me

I like things like this, but I don't know if I like this.

My Interests

Osiris is my favorite Egyptian god. Quetzalcoatl is my favorite Aztec deity. How will you birth the world? I'm real cool.Guitars, Amplifiers, Synths Drums, Bicycles, Electronics involved in whatever happens between strumming a string and the sound coming out of a speaker, Writing of all kinds, Reading of all kinds.Oh yeah, and the destruction of social boundaries, and the mobilization of today in the hopes of a better tomorrow.I'm also interested in being a totally apathetic piece of shit, I love saying that too. I also love having a good time at your expense account. I'm interested also in underage girls with "bright futures."One of my most interesting attributes is that, if I trust you, I'll probably never do you wrong; however, if accidents occur around me you could easily... ? what? what could you do easily? ...what takes 2 years? I'm totally gonna die in a trailer park, of radiation sickness.

I'd like to meet:

Bicurious lesbians with huge breasts, a thing for dorky but moderatly attractive white guys, and a plane ticket to my current location.Or just normal, friendly people with interests similar to my own. Or no one.A POEM ABOUT ME: One time I had the answer and, This one time I picked up a bible, Turned to sand, melted out of my hand, And I said "hey thats some scratchy libel."May be if you don't get that we can talk after class,Because I lost it to a hand with a coconut gland, And thems the pits, you wanna know how not to.

Music:

WIRE!!! Q and Not U, New Order, Joy Division, Sonic Youth, XTC, Rights of Spring, the Jam, Crass, Public Image LTD. , Bauhaus, Jello Biafra and the Melvins, the Rapture, the Faint, Fugazi, Zegota, Sentai, the Kodan Armada, Operation Ivy, the Clash, XIU XIU, This Bike is a Pipe Bomb, Minor Threat, Leftover Crack, City Of Caterpillar, Defiance Ohio, Ghost Mice, The Evens, 19o5, Choking Victim, the Fun Boys, Creamy Nougat, The Germs, One Last Wish, Big Black, The Minutemen, Bearsuit, the Talking Heads, the Tom Tom Club, I Hate You When You're Pregnant, Andrew Bird, Dosh. Radiohead.Echo and the Bunnymen, Portishead, Tears for Fears, the Smashing Pumpkins, John Frusciante, the Meat Puppets, Mission of Burma, Dinosaur Jr, the Pixies...Shadowy Men From a Shadowy Planet, The Ventures, the Beach Boys, the Surf Cossacks, the Aqua Velvets, Dick Dale and the Del Tones.Random Ska songs by Random Ska Bands.The Cure, The Postal Service, the Replacements, Neil Young. Depeche Mode.Frank Zappa.

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Akira, Friday the 13th, Sleepaway Camp, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Wolf Creek, Blade Runner, Dune, Total Recall, Scanners, the Planet of the Apes, Empire Records, 24 Hour Party People, Trainspotting, Dr. Strangelove, Monty Python: The Meaning Of Life, 2001: Space Oddyssey, Under Fire (Nick Nolte, Ed Harris yeahbaby-CIAvsPhotography in central america), Enemy at the Gates, mmm, Donnie Darko, Bowling for Columbine, How to Get Ahead in Advertising, A River Runs Through It, Biodome, The Night Porter, The Dark Backwards, Blazing Saddles, Burn!, But I'm A Cheerleader.John Carpenter and Kurt Russel are the greatest cinematic pairing in the history of the universe.

Television:

Television Blows, go outside. by the way, I'm a real cool guy.

Books:

Charles Bukowski, Anne Rice, Mark Twain,( A Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.) Clive Barker. William Gibson. Larry Niven. Robert Heinliene. Kurt Vonnegut. Ursula LeGuinn. OR NO ONE.

Heroes:

Magrudergrind

My Blog

new blog

www.hellisprettypeople.blogspot.comhooray. In my first post I talk about myspace....Oh the irony...: (
Posted by Hello, charlie! on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:57:00 PST

Vibrating White-Hot Electric Death

I was just sitting in my bathroom minding my own business when friar tuck jumped out on the log bridge with his staff. "NONE SHALL PASS, BUT FOR THOSE WHO CAN BEST ME!" Now, I'm not one to back down ...
Posted by Hello, charlie! on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:57:00 PST

"The government and it’s various agencies." or "Birthday Party Anecdote."

So the government and it's various agencies can cross reference your credit card purchases. They use this to narrow you down, weed you out, and catch other people in the act of acting like you. Let's ...
Posted by Hello, charlie! on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:59:00 PST

AGGRO-POLITIKILL

WHATS UP? I'M LAYING DOWN MORE RHYMES. THOUGHT I'D GET POLITICAL FOR ONCE, SO I WROTE A LIL RAP FOR TONY BLAIR. IT'S CALLED..."THIS ONE'S FOR YOU TONY BLAIR!"In this scary hairy timeHuman rights canno...
Posted by Hello, charlie! on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:07:00 PST

It sucks enough that I’m paranoid, but throw in living in Texas, Louisianna, and Southern CA...

And you get someone who is entirely not PC enough to live in NOVA (northern-fucking-virginia). I was having this completely innocuous conversation with someone today, and when they went inside to take...
Posted by Hello, charlie! on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:50:00 PST

Take a deep breath and...

Admit that you use myspace to (X) keep in touch with people, and to (Y) talk to yourself. Y>X
Posted by Hello, charlie! on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:10:00 PST

Ok

So I read it again, and I really think that long one I wrote while hallucinating needs some work.
Posted by Hello, charlie! on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:12:00 PST

Ok, so I wrote that last one drunk at 5pm, & I wrote this one on something crazy 2 years ago...

So this one came out of me in about 10 minutes of dialated emotional confusion, may be you'll hate it. I wrote it this way on purpose (under the influence of illegal fungus, which is bad for you) but ...
Posted by Hello, charlie! on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:06:00 PST

I Sketch, and I Riff, and I shit off a cliff. Someone tell me which is better. Please.

Version 1.5They pat us on the shoulder when the other people won't,But it doesn't make them better, for seeing what strangers don't,They give exceptions to the standards held by the countless others,T...
Posted by Hello, charlie! on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:53:00 PST

Dedicated to Creamy Nougat.

America's most famous middle eastern actor, Omar Sharif, promoting his play along bridge vhs tape. Some folks saying what everyone knows, because we all watch TV. Jello Bia...
Posted by Hello, charlie! on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 06:39:00 PST