Osiris is my favorite Egyptian god. Quetzalcoatl is my favorite Aztec deity. How will you birth the world? I'm real cool.Guitars, Amplifiers, Synths Drums, Bicycles, Electronics involved in whatever happens between strumming a string and the sound coming out of a speaker, Writing of all kinds, Reading of all kinds.Oh yeah, and the destruction of social boundaries, and the mobilization of today in the hopes of a better tomorrow.I'm also interested in being a totally apathetic piece of shit, I love saying that too. I also love having a good time at your expense account. I'm interested also in underage girls with "bright futures."One of my most interesting attributes is that, if I trust you, I'll probably never do you wrong; however, if accidents occur around me you could easily... ? what? what could you do easily? ...what takes 2 years? I'm totally gonna die in a trailer park, of radiation sickness.
Bicurious lesbians with huge breasts, a thing for dorky but moderatly attractive white guys, and a plane ticket to my current location.Or just normal, friendly people with interests similar to my own. Or no one.A POEM ABOUT ME: One time I had the answer and, This one time I picked up a bible, Turned to sand, melted out of my hand, And I said "hey thats some scratchy libel."May be if you don't get that we can talk after class,Because I lost it to a hand with a coconut gland, And thems the pits, you wanna know how not to.
WIRE!!! Q and Not U, New Order, Joy Division, Sonic Youth, XTC, Rights of Spring, the Jam, Crass, Public Image LTD. , Bauhaus, Jello Biafra and the Melvins, the Rapture, the Faint, Fugazi, Zegota, Sentai, the Kodan Armada, Operation Ivy, the Clash, XIU XIU, This Bike is a Pipe Bomb, Minor Threat, Leftover Crack, City Of Caterpillar, Defiance Ohio, Ghost Mice, The Evens, 19o5, Choking Victim, the Fun Boys, Creamy Nougat, The Germs, One Last Wish, Big Black, The Minutemen, Bearsuit, the Talking Heads, the Tom Tom Club, I Hate You When You're Pregnant, Andrew Bird, Dosh. Radiohead.Echo and the Bunnymen, Portishead, Tears for Fears, the Smashing Pumpkins, John Frusciante, the Meat Puppets, Mission of Burma, Dinosaur Jr, the Pixies...Shadowy Men From a Shadowy Planet, The Ventures, the Beach Boys, the Surf Cossacks, the Aqua Velvets, Dick Dale and the Del Tones.Random Ska songs by Random Ska Bands.The Cure, The Postal Service, the Replacements, Neil Young. Depeche Mode.Frank Zappa.
Harold and Maude, Akira, Friday the 13th, Sleepaway Camp, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Wolf Creek, Blade Runner, Dune, Total Recall, Scanners, the Planet of the Apes, Empire Records, 24 Hour Party People, Trainspotting, Dr. Strangelove, Monty Python: The Meaning Of Life, 2001: Space Oddyssey, Under Fire (Nick Nolte, Ed Harris yeahbaby-CIAvsPhotography in central america), Enemy at the Gates, mmm, Donnie Darko, Bowling for Columbine, How to Get Ahead in Advertising, A River Runs Through It, Biodome, The Night Porter, The Dark Backwards, Blazing Saddles, Burn!, But I'm A Cheerleader.John Carpenter and Kurt Russel are the greatest cinematic pairing in the history of the universe.
Television Blows, go outside. by the way, I'm a real cool guy.
Charles Bukowski, Anne Rice, Mark Twain,( A Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.) Clive Barker. William Gibson. Larry Niven. Robert Heinliene. Kurt Vonnegut. Ursula LeGuinn. OR NO ONE.
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