jun!ღ®™ profile picture

jun!ღ®™

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

About Me


First name Jorge. Last name Palomino. I am from the planet cholesterol. I love coffee. I hate pumpkin pie. I am better at lying than you. You are better at cooking than me. I think eating bologna sandwiches for breakfast is normal. Biting your nails is common. My mother is my hero. I know way too many people. I sing in my car even though I can't sing worth shit. I am a sarcastic lil' shit sometimes. I drink like I'm never gonna see alcohol again. I'd rather try to get smoke inside of a glass bottle using a baseball bat than listen to someone complain. I wish I was a Ghostbuster just so I could say "I'm a ghostbuster" when asked what I do for a living, then step back and cross my arms like it was 1992. I believe in treating people how you want to be treated. I am a sucker for motivational quotes. Marijuana should be legal. Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. I try everything at least once. I have plenty of regrets but absolutely adore my life. My friends are family and i will shank you for them. Materialistic people crack me up. American Psycho and Silence of the Lambs should be in the comedy section of Blockbuster. I don't read novels. Saying "thank you" and "please" is extremely important. Everyone gets one chance in my book. I'd rather talk on the phone than myspace or text. I love watching people at bars. Sex offenders should be stoned to death. Hairy girls are vile. Valentines Day is totally over-rated. Dave Chappelle is a viable GENIUS. I love the beach. Swimming naked is incredible. I'd like to make Michael J. Fox stop shaking. I love coconut flavored anything. If i could make love to bacon, I would. Laughing constantly is key. Old people are awesome and I never had braces. Spell check is one of the best inventions next to the wheel. Sometimes I feel like putting a Ronald Reagan mask on and pretend to be that one guy in that one movie. I think shit-talking on the internet is about as useful as trying to kill an elephant by throwing a tic tac at it. If you don't get me, it's totally ok, because I don't care :)

My Interests

i love to study....girls!!!!

I'd like to meet:


my grandmother

Music:

music is the one thing i ♥ the most. i ♥ it. i ♥ it. english, rancheras, banda, house, techno, ROCK EN ESPAÑOL IS THE BEST...no doubt, camila, coldplay, feist, Lisa Lisa, Stacy Q, stevie B, trentmoller, intocable!!!!!, inspector, cafe tacvba, caifanes, jaguares, manu chao, mana, la ley, los heroes del silencio, tierra santa, enanitos verdes, el tri, molotov, daft punk, the police, depeche mode, SEAL, the flirts, flosstradamus, erykah badu, the fugees, eagle eye cherry, lauren hill, sublime, soft cell, harry nilsson, bob marley, brenton woods, los bukis, marco antonio solis, chente, los rieleros, antonio agular, pepe aguilar, los tucanes de tijuana, polo urias, bacilos, juanes, lords od acid, too $hort, dr. dre, (o.g.)snoop dogg, fity' cent, old deep house, trance, rave, old school, and a shit load more.

Movies:

august rush, AMERICAN PSYCHO, silence of the lambs, city of god, a clockwork orange, Das Fräulein, acroos the universe, living in oblivion, american beauty,natural born killers,football factory, set it off, don't say a word, full metal jacket, platoon, patton, to live and die in L.A., drug wars, blow, collateral, knocked up, casino, the cave, elf, footloose, de railed, belly, donnie brasco, monster, original sin, jarhead, high tension, ed geen, gridlock, gang related, poetic justice, juice, secret window, crash, man on fire, inside man, from hell, monsters ball, bullet, i,robot, fargo, forest gump, boogie nights, a very long engagement, brick,kids, disturbia, resevoir dogs,dog day afternoon, green street hooligans, the life of david gale, stranger than fiction, the notebook, the holiday, out cold, the shawshank redemption,...yeah i like chick flicks so what!!!.

Television:

I ♥ c.s.i. all of them. thats pretty much it for the tv part.

Books:

I ♥ POP-UP BOOKS!!!! A child called it, Rain of Gold. los hornos de Hitler, blocked crime, in the eyes of the the lover.

Heroes:

the seatbelt that saved my life december 24, 2004.