Because You're Worth It, You Great Big Nancy |
Alarming news. I have done a stock-take of the various bottles of product cluttering the windowsill in the shower. There are a total of twenty-six bottles of different types of goo. Pearlescent goo, o...
Posted by Tommy on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:58:00 PST |
In the bleak midwinter |
So January's finally drawing to a longed-for close, praise ye the Lord and all his works. Ah, sweet January; grey, dull, grimly unpleasant weather to accompany the month-long feeling of nagging disqui...
Posted by Tommy on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST |
Aaaa-ee-aah say goodbye to Colorado, where I was born, and partly raised... |
One of those days... you know, when you wake up with your heart singing hymns of glory and your mind filled with cosy domestic possibilities, a life with a comely and unspoiled 20-year-...
Posted by Tommy on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:14:00 PST |
The Hallelujah Halfwit Chorus |
I try not to get too political in these blog things. Mainly, that's because to write well about politics requires being well-informed, and while I can generally bluff it in conversation I don't ...
Posted by Tommy on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:05:00 PST |
Get Thee Behind Me, Santa |
Bloody Christmas again. You know how I can tell? I mean, apart from the enormous red tinsel snowflakes hanging above the drooping, defeated heads of the listless proles in Morrison's (an ongoing ...
Posted by Tommy on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:06:00 PST |
Unreconstructed, shameless snobbery; middle-class patronising; and Marxist theory |
Right, background story first: I'm a student again. This will be less than a surprise to people who know me, and who know that I tend to shrivel up like a salted slug if removed from the aca...
Posted by Tommy on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST |
Much better now, thanks |
Well; after yesterday's horrible moan about how terrible I feel and how much my legs hurt, here's an update. Essentially - now that I can walk unaided and mount my bike without whi...
Posted by Tommy on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST |
Run for the hills |
You people - you know who you are, with your lithe, athletic physiques and limitless stamina and unshakeable sense of self-worth - sicken me. Yes, you, the ones who take all this "exercise" and p...
Posted by Tommy on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:06:00 PST |
Job-Seeker |
Oh, the joyless task of searching for gainful employment. I managed to put it off as long as I could - I left school nearly seven years ago now and have at no stage been in any danger of finding a car...
Posted by Tommy on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:58:00 PST |
Got the Horn? |
I don't remember much about the Highway Code or anything to do with my driving theory test, despite having to (shamefully) take it twice, as it is now the better part of a decade ago and, as I have dr...
Posted by Tommy on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:29:00 PST |
