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Wry Know

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

.. few words about me and my life:
cynicism
debauchery
asshole
insane
Welcome to the pinnacle of human evolution. American society in the early 21st century. We live fast, die faster and don't give a damn about anyone else.. meh fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Words to live by:
"Beware those who peddle enlightenment, their ilk is rife with charlatans" --Personal quote
"Michael Jordan plays ball, Charles Manson kills people, I talk. Everyone has a talent." --Nick Naylor (thank you for smoking)
"Fucking ignore the system, use it when it suits you." --Johnny Rotten
"Nihilism is best done by professionals." --Iggy Pop
"No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true." --Hawthorne
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me" --Hunter S. Thompson
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro..." --Hunter S. Thompson
"There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die. Who knows? If there is in fact, a heaven and a hell, all we know for sure is that hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix — a clean well lighted place full of sunshine and bromides and fast cars where almost everybody seems vaguely happy, except those who know in their hearts what is missing... And being driven slowly and quietly into the kind of terminal craziness that comes with finally understanding that the one thing you want is not there. Missing. Back-ordered. No tengo. Vaya con dios. Grow up! Small is better. Take what you can get..." --Hunter S. Thompson
"An integral part of any relationship is knowing that you could be killed in your sleep at any time." --Trent Reznor
"I think, fundamentally, music is something inherently people love and need and relate to, and a lot of what's out right now feels like McDonalds. It's quick-fix. You kind of have a stomach ache afterwards." --Trent Reznor
"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd." --Alexander Pope
"We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives." --Tyler Durden
"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." --Chuck Palahniuk
"When diplomacy fails, give me a call" --Me

My Interests

Ducks, Monkeys, Chainsaws, Beating up hippies, weapons, throwing rocks at geese

I'd like to meet:

people who aren't dumbasses, The guy who invented the chainsaw.

Music:

INCUBUS!!!! ,TOOL, NIN, Jeff Buckley, Death cab for cutie, Muse, Placebo, Story of the year, My Chemical Romance, Black Flag, The misfits, The Ramones, The postal service, AudioSlave, Lovehatehero, Mudvayne, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Deftones, The Exploited, Aesop Rock, Straylight Run, Tenacious D, Bloc Party, Peter Gabriel, Gym Class Heroes, Mew, The Bravery, Death from above 1979, Queens of the stone age, Bright eyes, Feist, Sparta, The Mars Volta, At The Drive-In, Ben Folds, Thursday, Chris Cornell(pretty much any of his projects), Modest Mouse, Counting Crows, The Academy is..., Breaking Benjamin, TV on the Radio, Better Than Ezra, System of a down, Sky Eats Airplane (Thanks Jessica!), Boris, John Mellencamp, The Who, Led Zep

Movies:

Grindhouse, Fight club, Requiem for a dream, Thank You For Smoking, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill I & II, Jackie Brown, Reservoir dogs, Four rooms, Desperado, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, From Dusk 'til dawn, Memento, The italian job, Batman Begins, BASEketball, South Park: bigger, longer and uncut, Jackass: The Movie, V For Vendetta, Superman I-IV, The Punisher (2004), Fantastic 4, Four brothers, The Butterfly effect, Hustle and flow, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, Jay and silent bob strike back, Clerks 2, Breakin' 2: electric bugaloo, The Black Devil doll from hell

Television:

The Sopranos, Southpark, Drawn Together, Sportscenter, Grey's Anatomy, The Sarah Silverman Program, Smallville, Family Guy, [Adult Swim], Supernatural

Books:

the hitch hiker's Guide to the galaxy, Fight Club, Lullaby, Diary, Choke, Invisible monsters, Survivor, Lamb, The Stupidest Angel, Frank Miller's Sin City Works

Heroes:

My father, Frank Castle, Howard stern, Wilt fucking chamberlain

My Blog

Hold your vigils, say your prayers, I've got the anger perspective handled

I am full of rage in this moment. I cannot even begin to describe the anger I have at this situation. 32 people dead. Don't correct me. I am aware that the shooter would make 33 but he is not a person...
Posted by Wry Know on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST

Parabola

Twirling round with this familiar parable. Spinning, weaving round each new experience. Recognize this as a holy gift and celebrate this chance to be alive and breathing.
Posted by Wry Know on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:16:00 PST

The Music Blog 1st installment

Good hump day to ya ladies and gentlemen... starting a really bad idea... it's called what the hell I'm listening to... I'll probably do it monthly or you know whenever I feel like it... this is my jo...
Posted by Wry Know on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

sea legs

Of all the churning random hearts Under the sun Eventually fading into night, These two are opening now As we lie, I touch you Under fuller light. Girl, if you're a seascape I'm a listing boat, for t...
Posted by Wry Know on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:18:00 PST

The guide to defeating Hackers

I've seen a lot of people on my FList get haxxored lately here's what you need to do to make sure you're not compromised.If you think your MySpace (or any) information might have been compromised by a...
Posted by Wry Know on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

Survey thing

1. First name? Ryan 2. Were you named after anyone? nope. the 'rents just liked the name 3. Do you wish on stars? hmmmm I should do that more 4. When did you last cry? It's been a while ...
Posted by Wry Know on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This was freedom. Losing all hope was freedom

So this blog thing I don't update is pretty fun. I don't want to be like those pseudo intellectual asshole bloggers out there in blog world or land or whatever you call it so I think I''ll keep this u...
Posted by Wry Know on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah so...

wow it's the most blah blah time of the year. Xmas party tonight for Aimee's work. Tree decoration at the crib tonight, will take pictures of the tree when we finish and well yeah. Ding! mov...
Posted by Wry Know on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST