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About Me

I'm a smasher with whopping great sideburns and a bit of a wig. My favourite colour is blue, my favourite shoes are brown. I like birds, bees, concorde, sound and the power of positive thought. I like language, words you see, like Les Dawson did.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gerry and Martin

My Blog

Big tache

   Phwooooooooaaaar.  Bring on the giant tache.  I can't wait.  I had a dream the other night that I had an Alan Shearer island atop my bonce.  Chuft in my nocturnal stat...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:17:00 GMT

The rise of the Urban fox

I was driving to work tonight and I saw one of these cheeky devils on the roundabout by the wallasey tunnel.  How wonderful that in the face of countryside contempt and fear for their lives they...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 21:26:00 GMT

Ross the Boss

So my esoteric brethren...did anyone see Ultimate Force on Saturday night.  It's the bees knees.  Make no mistake that Heno the head shed, he'd slit your gizzard and play conkers with your b...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 18:12:00 GMT

general tone of blog

Yoho meheartie ship bubbles.  Welcome to my world of sideburns, hair, history, magick, sensitivety, politics and imagination.  Bring your pointy purple shoes of fantasy and your sparrow's ha...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 17:52:00 GMT