Swashbuckler

Basically i'm a bit of a tramp.I travel, I get arrested, I force people to turn off light switches with a big phat knife and I am obsessed with the Kings of Leon. I like Sailing the Seven Seas, wearing polkadots, making mudpies, rolling in leaves with my hedgehog pals, attempting poi, slapping the goon, CND and being a magpie. (Collecting shiny things to take back to my nest)I am an aspiring artist who likes to throw mud on the walls and wrap myself in bubble wrap.I used to want to be Robin Hood when I grew up. I also wanted a pink and purple polk-a-dot tractor. I never got one.I am a SVEGAN: (A shit vegan) I like to hear porridge bubble, go to the soup kitchen and drink tea.I take my clothes off for money.I am just GREAT... ..