Hello. At the mo I am an Admin Asst for the NHS working with Drug addicts and Alcoholics. Fun, yes, but not as fun as say, poking badgers with spoons. I however never got paid for this and had to give it up.
I finished Uni a few years back and got a miserable grade at Journalism. My dissertattion was a work of art. If your idea of art is poo.
I still keep in touch with everyone, using my psychic abilities, but mostly people I know using the internet, and shouting into my phone at bus stops.
My aim in life is to appear in a newspaper article which ends with the line"...before turning the gun on himself."
