Nick DiVito and the Sunshine Fun Time Boys

Nick Divito ( born francine Dujuah ) Hails from the sweltering swampland of the florida everglades. Not many people know this, but from the waist down he is an alligator. He began smoking crack of the tender age of 11, thusly turning his mind in to that of a 70 year-old homeless veteran. He maintained a healthy crack addiction for seven years, until finally he hit rock bottom. Performing felatio on men 3 times his age was really putting a damper on his lifestyle. Nick divito decided to clean up his act. At the age of 18 he got the first haircut of his entire life, tried to stop smoking crack, and felt a need to spread the knowledge that he possesed. It was shortly after this that nick divito became heavily involved with the occult. After 7 months of worshiping satan and touring the states spreading his beliefs, he found himself lost in the desert, and high on payote. After being raped by a servant of satan, Nick divito decided to leave their camp. Nick spent many days and nights trying to find his way out of that desert, until finally he wound up in las vegas. he stumbled his way onto the strip, and as he describes it, he "felt a need to sing". So he bought a gram of crack, and proceeded to walk up and down the strip for 4 days without stopping for sleep. While walking the strip he sang. The song he was singing was a crude, yet astonishing early version of what you folks might know as "a little bit black". At somepoint during hisdays of walking he caught the eay of Hip hop / techno legend Wounded Lope. Wounded Lope approached Nick and offered him a deal on the spot to rap over his beats. Divito agreed, and wounded lope moved him to seattle. The duo met big du at a gay bar. they agreed that he was enchanting. they recruited him on the spot. Like they say in show biz.... The rest is history.