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Cold, wet, & dirty, your lookin mighty pur-ty

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About Me

Well shit lets seeI'm very protective of myself I will blow your fucking mind away Skateboard, i do Work, I do, alot I need to fish more Drink my balls offAyo for yay-yo, walk around in a maze yo, all in my nas-o, I must of been craz-yo!

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian Samuel Schrimsher
Birthday: 5-6-84
Birthplace: P-Town
Current Location: same
Eye Color: Blue yo
Hair Color: a mix of blondes with a hint of brown
Height: 5'5ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: southpaw
Your Heritage: GERMAN!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work boots
Your Fears: Not being successful, still round handrails
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken club, no onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not be broke as fuckkkkkk
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Balls
Thoughts First Waking Up: She's still sleeping
Your Bedtime: whatever o'clock
Your Most Missed Memory: Aunt Eunice, a few things
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, Dew me up
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey DEEZZZZZ NUTS!
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: doesn't matter
Do you Smoke: negatory
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: horrifically
Do you Shower Daily: cold showers as of late
Have you Been in Love: Still am!
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that
Do you want to get Married: More than likely, got asked when so corey can get drunk at the wedding reception
Do you belive in yourself: at most
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: apparently I am
Are you a Health Freak: as of late no, probably wouldn't hurt a little
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: duh
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute, I just jerk at it
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: as we speak, nothin like a beer after work
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not yet, give me time
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: kinda
Ever been Drunk: oh why yes!
Ever been called a Tease: I wish
Ever been Beaten up: hammered more like
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: not sure
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: whatever makes a successful human being
What country would you most like to Visit: Austrailia, Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Her eyes, whatever mood they are in
Favourite Hair Color: Hazel/Brown
Short or Long Hair: I like her length
Height: 5'4
Weight: I better not even try
Number of CDs I own: more than you
Number of Piercings: one coming for the gooch!
Number of Tattoos: 8

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

Who knows, I don't care really

Music:

Pretty much anything that you don't like

Movies:

Grandma's Boy, Any Quentin Tarantino flick, Super Troopers, mallrats, bad santa, dodgeball, all the LOTR, All the Star Wars, fuck star trek, star trek is for pussys, Beerfest, Animal House

Television:

All you need to watch is Family Guy and Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Metalapocalypse

Books:

Golf Digest

Heroes:

Big Bob From work, Donnie Baker, and My dear Aunt Eunice, how much I miss you, your in my heart forever

My Blog

How about another "just an update"

Well fuck people where to start I'm the effin mayor of hibbard, let it be known Got off work on my birthday last week, got drunk and dug the bonfire pit out.  That was pretty decent Livin the sin...
Posted by Cold, wet, & dirty, your lookin mighty pur-ty on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:23:00 PST

Just an update

Last time I did a blog I moved into a terrible house Now I'm moving into a house that I am going to personally own. Awesome. I work alot as of late The heat sucks Girlfriend is still the greatest thin...
Posted by Cold, wet, & dirty, your lookin mighty pur-ty on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:17:00 PST

The Death Star is nearly completed......

The death star being my new home that is. I'll be in this friday.  2 bedroom full basement, big ass living room, kitchen with everything except microwave, which my mom actually bought me one yest...
Posted by Cold, wet, & dirty, your lookin mighty pur-ty on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:48:00 PST

Oh man....the Delaware trip, as I recall

And by delaware, too bad it was 99.9 percent of the time spent in actually Ocean City, Maryland.  The job site was in Delaware, but if you walked 10 feet north from the shop itself, you were back...
Posted by Cold, wet, & dirty, your lookin mighty pur-ty on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:34:00 PST

Fuck You

Worst fucking birthday weekend ever. Shit was going all good until I definately flipped off the top of the top of a trampoline, involving an 5 foot air from that to the ground landing shoulder first.&...
Posted by Cold, wet, & dirty, your lookin mighty pur-ty on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:01:00 PST

Part 2 of the milwaukee trip

PART DEUX: Alright, Kimix sent me the quotes from this past weekend, so here they are in there entirety: "I'm petting my hemroids" - Corey "I think your supposed to, its why they put it there" - Corey...
Posted by Cold, wet, & dirty, your lookin mighty pur-ty on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:55:00 PST

"That's no moon, that's a spacestation"- The Milwaukee trip as I recall PART ONE

Good lord, this is going to be good, as usual I apologize if I forget anything that I'm about to type down.  If I forget something, I'm sure the likeings of adam, fonz, colin, or corey, and possi...
Posted by Cold, wet, & dirty, your lookin mighty pur-ty on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:01:00 PST

Expedition

Down the mighty yellow river 4 hour trip Me, mr. brent shrader and adam robert downey went on a pirate cruz down the mighty river, minus the pillaging and raping women, but it was still a good journey...
Posted by Cold, wet, & dirty, your lookin mighty pur-ty on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:36:00 PST

Suck Tucky

Yep, here we go.  I'm going to start off by saying thursday night, Nine Inch Nails concert, bad as fuck, one of my favorite shows I've ever been to.  1hr and 45 min. set, mind blowing. ...
Posted by Cold, wet, & dirty, your lookin mighty pur-ty on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:32:00 PST

I stand alone, but I'm standing and I will not fall, to become something less

Yeah It's been a while since my last one Nothing Exciting I'm getting worked like a n***** at work My Job is the new form of slavery, quote 27 sections built these past 3 days, I'm dead fucking tired ...
Posted by Cold, wet, & dirty, your lookin mighty pur-ty on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:09:00 PST